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It’s probably best to just imagine Kyle snickering while you read this post: According to the Associated Press’ Dan Gelston, the October 5th Eagles home game against the almighty [insert Rams QB name here] and the St. Louis Rams will be one the NFL’s patented over-the-top Pinktober games. In addition to all of the NFL’s empty pink gestures on the field, the Eagles will hand out pink rally towels, the solar panels will be pink, and they will “light up a pink Eagle,” which I’m sure has a really terrible Urban Dictionary definition.