Today in Philly Athletes on Tinder: Jason Akeson

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Not sure how I feel about sort of Flyer Jason Akeson using a sick child to lure women on Tinder*, but using pics with his buddy Claude Giroux is a total power move. It’s like when girls only post group shots with their model-caliber friends in their online dating profiles and conveniently leave out that they’re the one in the background with the lazy eye and braces being forklifted into a holding tank. Going on a first date with one of them is like the modern version of Russian Roulette. At least, that’s what I imagine it would be like.

Anyway, being a professional athlete and using Tinder is fishing with dynamite… in the fish section of a pet store. It should be illegal.

*Though somehow less scummy than (we think married) Wil Nieves using his adorable baby daughter.

H/T to anonymous tipster

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7 Comments

  • Marvin Monroe September 29, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    Ugg! This is so embarrassing. And of course it comes a day after I bought my brand new Jason Akeson alternate Flyers jersey. There’s $175 of embarrassment now!

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  • Jason Akeson September 29, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    Hey Claude! I’m on the rooster!

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  • Scott Hartnell September 29, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    Should of used his Butt Shot from last season.

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  • You Know What Was Cool? September 29, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    When I didn’t know any of this shit.

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  • BD September 29, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Most girls on Tinder are not looking to hook up. It’s turned in to more of a dating app.

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    • mk September 29, 2014 at 5:18 pm

      Go with ashelymadison.com. Those girls are strictly looking to hook up.

      Reply
  • Gary bag of donuts September 29, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    Always knew askeson was a pervert

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