Eagles-Texans Cartoon Features Actual “Chip” Kelly

I can’t wait to see what hacky writer will liken this to the manhunt for Eric Frein in the woods.


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  1. The Eagles need to stop producing these horrible cartoon videos; I don’t know who they’re exactly trying to reach with them. They’re akin to the t-shirts sold on this site.

    1. They might actually be worse than the tshirts on this site, and that’s difficult to achieve.

  2. “I can’t wait to see what hacky writer will liken this to the manhunt for Eric Frein in the woods.”


  3. Can someone explain why there appears to be a potato chip driving the tractor in an eagles cap.

  4. The cartoon is missing some of the scariest thing about the Eagles:

    1. Empty trophy case
    2. $20 million in cap money that goes into Jeffy’s pocket at the end of every season
    3. A ride on a bus with McCoy
    4. Moronic fans who still wear shoulder pads to the games
    5. Another average team built solely to make it to the playoffs so Lurie can continue to fleece the so called smartest fans in the world for another year.

  5. “Jeeves, what’s taking you so long to change the oil in the Prius. What do you mean you can’t find the oil filter!? It’s yellow and about the size of a small thimble. You’ll need a pair of tweezers to unscrew it. And why did you buy a whole quart of carbon inducing motor oil!? This vehicle only takes 4 ounces of the black gold! Now finish up and change out of your oil stained tuxedo. You have work to do in the kitchen, I have dinner guest coming and they’re all Vegans!

  6. Good luck on the broadcast company Kyle…..thup, thup……..I had a hair on my tongue, you know how much I hate that? Of course you do, you put it there. I hear your trying to put the kibosh on these Eagles cartoons, well Mitch Abramson is gonna put the kibosh on you. He’s kiboshed before, and he will, kibosh again.

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