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As fashion editor Dan pointed out, Nike and the Eagles have spun the fact that a major market NFL team doesn’t have home jerseys into a positive by showing us all a shiny thing. Well, a black thing. All black. Everything. As the Eagles are saying. But it’s hard to argue that the specter of the BLACKOUT GAME is pretty awesome, so here’s a collection of black – no Midnight Green! – merchandise the Eagles have assembled a for you (not sponsored).

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Meanwhile, the Eagles’ photoshoot for Sunday Night Football took place in May. Ironically, they were wearing their (old-style) green jerseys. Oops.

Pictured: Noah, the brain damaged bald eagle, whose world will be rocked on Sunday by the curious lack of hues ‘neath him.