The Eagles Are Pushing the BLACKOUT GAME Hard

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As fashion editor Dan pointed out, Nike and the Eagles have spun the fact that a major market NFL team doesn’t have home jerseys into a positive by showing us all a shiny thing. Well, a black thing. All black. Everything. As the Eagles are saying. But it’s hard to argue that the specter of the BLACKOUT GAME is pretty awesome, so here’s a collection of black – no Midnight Green! – merchandise the Eagles have assembled a for you (not sponsored).

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Meanwhile, the Eagles’ photoshoot for Sunday Night Football took place in May. Ironically, they were wearing their (old-style) green jerseys. Oops.

Pictured: Noah, the brain damaged bald eagle, whose world will be rocked on Sunday by the curious lack of hues ‘neath him.


26 Responses

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  1. The only thing I can add here is that this is a money grab by the Eagles. Don’t buy the new jerseys. Problem solved. They won’t wear them beyond Sunday.

    1. Stop with the black sabbath talk. Its racist, that band is called black sabbath not one doggone black guy in the band- just like our quartaback. Not everyone celebrates the sabbath on Sundays- just like not all blacks like fried chicken. All brings me back to the eagles being racist not all white quattabacks are all right.

  2. Once you go black, you never go back (unless Nike gets the green jerseys ready this season).

    1. just recently, i bought a black eagles nike jersey with stitched logos, lettering, and numbers. yeah, its a desean jersey, but got it for $18 on a clearance rack at ross. i cant believe that went for $150 a few months ago. why spend major loot on new jerseys when guys are dropped/traded all the time and the uniforms change like the wind.

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  4. But I thought we were declared the “whitest” team. WTF somebody up your mind.

  5. By the way this “Phila Eagles can’t wear green” clusterfuck is hilarious. Could you imagine if Cowboys couldn’t wear blue? Fucking armageddon would ensue.

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