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Michael Del Zotto Never Quits, Even Hits up Random Girls on Instagram for Dates
By Kyle Scott
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A wishing-to-remain-anonymous reader sent this in. It’s an Instagram conversation she had with noted dating fiend Michael Del Zotto. I’ll let her describe what happened:
Basically he just sent a picture of himself saying hey where are you from, what do you do etc. I figured Id mess with him a little so I told him those things followed up by a ‘how about you’ and he pretty much responds in a “I play for the NHL how do you not know this” way which made me laugh, after he asked me to text him I thought I should give him a heads up that I was taken given all the posts of myself and my boyfriend. He asks about ‘cute friends’ so I told him my neighbor and he immediately asked for a picture. (Shes told me shes looking for a guy to hang out with so I sent him her picture) and he just asked for more and then asked if I had any other single friends … That was it basically. Sorry for making this so long haha.
I’m beginning to think there are A LOT of Michael Del Zotto stories. Do you have one? Anonymity assured.
More of the exchange between our anonymous reader – whose image blurring skills are oh-so-perfect in this context- and Del Zotto, after the jump.
In case you’re wondering, it takes Del Zotto only four private social media messages to get to giving his digits to random strangers:
He sort of reminds me of Stewie’s girlfriend in Family Guy who just wanted cookies. Del Zotto just wants friends.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.