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K.J. McDaniels’ mom is not on board with the Sixers’ plan. We know this. But thanks to her attendance at last night’s Sixers vs. Magic game in Orlando, we also now know how she feels about free throws, half-court fan shots, and passing her son the ball.

First, when should they pass her son the ball? Always.

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When it comes to when her son should pass the ball, the answer is never.

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Free throws? They take too long.

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Half-court shots to win a gift card? What are you, a chump?

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She did much more than that, of course. She got removed from her seat and then reappeared elsewhere. She offered in depth, critical analysis. She took selfies. She’s a dream come true.

I know Scott O’Neil told us we’d be getting a mascot soon, but can we just fly K.J.’s mom up here and mic her up?