Steve Keeley Shopping Shirtless at Bottom Dollar Is, Well, Something

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I don’t even want to know what Steve Keeley does in his free time, but if this picture is any indication, it’s something delightfully ridiculous that may or may not belong in a Stanley Kubrick film starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and a mysterious sailor. Maybe Steve is the sailor?! Whatever. Because when Steve is working, he’s a top five, maybe top three, local reporter. Don’t let the orange glow and big hair fool you, Steve’s awesome. If he can’t be stopped by a snow plow

Keeley

… he’s certainly not gonna be stopped by the pesky little issue of not having at shirt at the ready before his trip to Bottom Dollar during the middle of a Nor’easter.

H/T to (@KamalaBurger)

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31 Comments

  • JKRC December 10, 2014 at 11:34 am

    Looks like he’s completed Steps 1 and 2 of the “Bruce Jenner Womanizer”

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  • Tony Bruno Sound Bite December 10, 2014 at 11:39 am

    He has beautiful hair!

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  • Gay Gay Gay Gay Kyle December 10, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Why do we need gay shit on here all the fuckin’ time! Who gives a fuck about his shirt? Really?

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    • Charlie Brown December 10, 2014 at 12:09 pm

      Because its a sports blog…

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      • Balls Mahoney December 10, 2014 at 12:20 pm

        Haha

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    • Jackie Knoph December 10, 2014 at 12:10 pm

      I like it

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  • Hurricane's Son Tornado December 10, 2014 at 11:51 am

    He’s a Tool!

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  • Jeremy hare December 10, 2014 at 11:56 am

    He was sexting me

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  • Barry in Burlington December 10, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    Dudes belly is nice and tan

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    • Balls Mahoney December 10, 2014 at 12:22 pm

      Hahahaha

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  • Jackie Knoph December 10, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Mmmmmm

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  • Tastey Joe Younis December 10, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    Holy shit I just took the biggest dump

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  • Scotty Excell December 10, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    Can’t deny how nice his tan is.

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  • TMZ Recruiter December 10, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    Very nice! Two Taylor Swift posts in one morning!

    When you want to give up on this “sports” blog we have a position for you.

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  • Balls Mahoney December 10, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Hahaha

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  • Taylor Swifts Minge December 10, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    What’s with the joe younis stuff??

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  • Joe Younis's Bathroom Fan December 10, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    Omg please turn me on !!

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  • rusty reeaah hews December 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    Am I missing something with this whole joe younis thing?

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  • Reah's Dentures December 10, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Someone pranked the show last week saying joe was beast mode for smelling up the bathroom.

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    • Balls Mahoney December 10, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      Haha

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  • rusty reeaah hews December 10, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Lol

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    • Balls Mahoney December 10, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      Haha

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  • Chase got Traded December 10, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Where’s the topless Andy Reid photo ?

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    • Angelo Cataldi December 10, 2014 at 1:15 pm

      Under your pillow

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  • CB loyal reader December 10, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    We need a Dailey 97.5 pic to comment on

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  • Gay Gay Gay Gay Kyle December 10, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Balls Mahoney is a man of many words! “Haha”

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  • Prince of Space December 10, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    Love him in Game Of Thrones

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  • robert F December 10, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Oh, Leave Steve Keeley alone. Maybe he was trying to pick up woman ( Not married?) and there’s nothing private anymore. We know TOO MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE and not respecting their privacy.

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  • Cindy Lou Who December 10, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Anyone else think he escaped from Whoville??????

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  • Beta Switch Diet January 7, 2015 at 3:42 am

    blog comment

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