Chip Kelly Is at the National Championship, Was on ESPN, and Will Roam Oregon’s Sideline Tonight

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Anyway, isn’t Les Bowen scheduled to make a really bad joke about Chip and Oregon right about now?

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36 Responses

      1. No. I hang around Wawas and worship coaches with zero NFL playoff wins or NCAA Championships. We seem to have a lot in common. Will you be my friend?

          1. haha, i remember that buddy ryan statement. it wasn’t the dumbest thing i read on here, but sure as hell makes the top-5!

          2. Buddy Ryan never won a playoff game. Everyone knows that. But his team made it to the second round of the playoffs because he won a bye. But, whatever.

  1. Now all the radio hosts Glommers can start talking Mariotta to Eagles again. Logic being that the 5 teams ahead of Eagles that need QB’s will take draft picks so they can become the next 9-7 Buffalo Bills. A team that is loaded with defensive talent and no QB.

    1. The average Mariota-to-Eagles caller has watched 0.5 college football games this year.

      A wiseass radio host should start yelling for the Eagles to take a great QB from Nebraska or Miami or some other has-been program named Akili Couch for 4 hours to see if anyone bites.

  2. Since we all know their is no way Chip Kelly is getting his hands on the #1 overall pick,let’s turn our attention to Baylor’s Qb Bryce Petty,and Ucla’s Brett Hundley.

    Bryce Petty or Brett Hundley,which qb between these two is best suited for Chip’s offense?

  3. Vast majority of Eagles fans are clueless about the NFL,Foles is the man!!Chip knows that,we don’t need Mariota,We have a franchise QB

    1. Nick Foles is a lot of things(injury-prone immobile weak armed indecisive)but a franchise QB isn’t one of them.

      But keep drinking the green kool-aid mr lapdog,it does a body good.

      1. Wow, what a great alternative you proposed.

        I never knew there was that other option in the short term or even long term. I totally agree that a player who showed the potential of 27td-4int and only played 2 real seasons is in no way servicable moving forward and shows no potential.

        We should prob just dump him because no other good QB had bad years early in their carreer.

  4. One thing I learned from this article: Kyle’s wife went to a wedding with an ex once and took it raw in the coat room.

      1. What type of no balls pussy must you be to be OK with and allow your girlfriend to go anywhere with her ex? The type that’s named Kyle Scott or Jim Adair, never mind I just answered my own question.

  5. Shouldn’t he be game planning for the NFC championship this weekend?? I know the Eagles are in it because 5 or 6 weeks ago they were 9-3 and everyone was talking about how they’d get the 1 seed.

    1. Anybody? Somebody please respond. This is my life. Hitting refresh. If you don’t respond, I will respond to myself again and claim I am an imposter. I don’t have much of a life. Be back in a few.

    1. agreed that it wasn’t his best game, but his offensive line didn’t help either. still, it’s going to be a long 3 1/2 months more of having to hear this “do the deal” bullshit when in reality there is zero chance it happens and we need DEFENSIVE help!

  6. I saw nothing out of Mariota that leads me to believe he’s worth what it would take to go up and get him. Moving on.

  7. Not to steal the thunder from some other guys in here, but that guy looked exactly like Sanchez last night. People want to trade up for him??

  8. if a chip kelly offense cant beat good teams in college, how do you expect it to beat good teams in the NFL?

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