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The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart, Giants fan, returned from his holiday break just in time to totally rip into Chris Christie’s status as a Cowboys fan, just as everyone else is. His calm and timid reaction?

“Motherfucker! You lead a state, Christie, that’s half Giants fans, half Eagles fans, and you’re groping the owner of the Dallas fucking Cowboys? Why don’t you just break a copy of Born to Run over the head of a Hurricane Sandy victim, you backstabbing piece of shit!”

Stewart’s reaction can be seen about halfway through the clip after the jump.