AN UPDATE: Pat Burrell Has Now Joined Instagram

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On the heels of his historic, potentially drunken slide down a sand mound on Super Bowl Sunday, Pat Burrell has decided to join Instagram, seemingly at the urging of Chase Utley. That is a sentence I never thought I’d write.

Also, this photo:

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God those guys in the middle must feel so safe, so secure.

Go follow Pat on Instagram. Also: PLEASE TELL ME HE’S ON SNAPCHAT!* Pat was born for Snapchat.

*I just joined– crossingbroad. Add me. I have no idea how it works, so there’s a reasonable chance I’ll accidentally send you a video of me singing Justin Timberlake’s “Mirrors” in nothing but a strategically-placed sock that was originally intended to embarrass my wife at work. Never choose a career path that allows you to work from home, kids.


13 Responses

  1. Because the comments are off on the Sixers post: it’s “Cookie Monster,” not “the Cookie Monster.” When has he ever been called THE Cookie Monster? What the shit?

  2. 1. Why are the comments off for the Sixers mascot post? Was that a mandate from your new man crush Scott O’Neill?

    2. If you really wanted your wife to get embarrassed at work, you would remove the sock. Any woman would be embarrassed by that (I know Jimbo tells you it’s big, but that’s only because he has to since you’re his boss).

  3. Since you took the lead on the whole “today in Sixers posts nobody gives even the slightest F about”, Kyle and turned the comments off…well, I can only assume Jim is gone! Yes-yes-yes!!!!!

    Will there be an official announcement on the matter?

    1. Dude!!!! Fuck you!!!! I am not gone!!!

      I was at the squirrel ranch… It’s like the bunny ranch but with dudes… I pay them $1500 and 4 big dudes run a train on me for about an hour…. No rubbers….

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