BREAKING: A Drunken and Shirtless Pat Burrell is Slip-and-Sliding with Chase Utley


Chase Utley just posted this on Instagram (!!!) shortly before the Super Bowl. I’m several beers deep, and so, too, is Pat Burrell, it would seem. Video after the jump.


14 Responses

  1. The fact that you have posted a picture of my cousin’s client on Instagram with a drink in his hand and headlined your article, “A Drunken…Pat Burrell…” is nothing less than than libel. Prepare sir, to be litigated.

      1. Fuck off, both of you. I was winning settlements for wife-beaters and minorities when you two were still wetting the bed. Come at the King, best not miss….

        1. Hurt in a catastrophe? Let me tell you straight out. I’m Allen Rothenberg, THE Philadelphia injury lawyer!

    1. Now that you’re here Joe, I have a question for you.

      WHERE THE FUCK IS MISSOR-UH? You fucking illiterate hack of an attorney. Fucking go to hell and shut the fuck up. Thank you very much.

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