I Have No Idea How to Feel about This NFL Mock Draft, But I Think I Felt Something Move

Mariota

Pat Kirwan, CBS Sports, mock draft:

4. Philadelphia Eagles — Oregon QB Marcus Mariota: The Eagles come up for Marcus Mariota and send their first-round pick this year and next year plus RB LeSean McCoy to the Raiders. McCoy has three years left on his contract and the Raiders have plenty of cap space to absorb the contract. If the Eagles have to throw in another player or later round pick to close the deal they should do it. Maybe they recoup some of the compensation by trading Nick Foles. Cleveland and the Jets should be interested in Foles.

That sound you hear is Howie Roseman gasping for air… from the mail room, where he’s affixing labels to stationary re-orders that the temperamental fax machine wouldn’t process.

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56 Responses

    1. The ratings are in and as of this very moment,the Josh Innes/Tony Bruno show has moved ahead of Mike Bitchanelli as top sports talk show in Philadelphia.Now put that in your pipe and smoke it Bitchanelli lapdogs.You guys need proof get at me on twitter and to our listeners we appreciate your support it’s because of you guys that Mike Bitchanelli’s old decrepit ass is on the ropes,and hopefully he’ll be sent packing.

  1. Raiders would never do that deal. Pass up Amari Cooper for 2 picks in the 20s and an aging, expensive RB? And what are the Browns or Jets giving up for Foles? There’s a reason this guy is the 8th ranked NFL writer at CBS. He probably called WIP and spewed this nonsense to Angelo and had that idiot agree with him.

      1. What schools did you attend? The Philadelphia School System has absolutely failed you, whether your family has paid for Catholic School or not. If you’re a Delco public school graduate, even worse.

        You’re uneducated and it’s a shame you have to go through the rest of your days like that.

        INGRATE.

  2. He’s a fucking Martian.

    Quick, drive the whole team off a cliff for one fucking Martian. Do it, quickly, without hesitation. Consider nothing else, at all, ever, just give it all up for the shiny new Martian.

    Stupid fuckery. Everyone knows Martians will get you nowhere fast.

  3. Props to the media for dragging out an impossible story as “real” for this long. Might as well throw in “Kevin Durant to the Sixers” while you’re at it. Makes as much sense..

  4. Why not take a look at Brent Hundley???? Crushed it at the combine, had a great college career and don’t have to give away the farm…

  5. Of course most retars Eagles fans are all on board for this. We all know that running quarterbacks win all the time right? Oh wait just one.

      1. Young and Elway were not “running” by the time they won their Super Bowls. They adapted to being pocket passers because if they didn’t they would have been injured and out of the league.

        Last 15 Super Bowl winning QB’s:

        Brady, Wilson, Flacco, E. Manning, Rogers, Brees, Big Ben, Eli, Peyton, Big Ben, Brady, Brady, Brad F’ng Johnson, Brady, Trent F’ng Dilder, Kurt Warner.

        Maaaaaaybe you can call Russell Wilson a running QB, but then again he only rushed 3 times for 26 yards in the game.

        Running QBs are a WASTE of time, Vick, RG3, Tebow, all of them were below average pro QBs

        1. Really? Russell Wilson is “maybe” a running QB?

          He had 849 rushing yards this year and 539 yards the year before that. I think it’s safe to call him a running qb.

  6. IF YOUR IN THE AREA, STOP BY TO SEE ME AND ANT

    WE ARE GOIN FOR PRIMOS

    I AM GONNA GIT A ROAST BEET. ANT WILL LOAD UP ON THE EYE-TALIAN

    WE ARE GONNA TALK BIRDS. AND MARCUS.

    DID U KNOW THAT ANT IS ALREADY CALLING HIM MARCUS?
    AS IF THE FELLA DIDNT HAVE A LAST NAME

    CHASE
    J ROLL
    LESEAN
    NERLENS
    HARTSY
    ZEPPER
    MARCUS

    I LOVE ANT

  7. The Eagles should definitely make this trade, then have one of the top 3 teams take mariota. Or make this trade, have him be a bust and then kelly will be back in college and the Eagles will have no 1st round picks for the next two years. Or, the Eagles should use their first round pick on someone that everyone and their mother rated as a 3rd rounder at best, and have him never make it on the field. Hahahahahahahaha. GOLD STANDARD. 9-3=no playoffs

    1. Because we need those 1st round picks in the future based on other 1st round picks we’ve seen in the past… Danny Watkin, Marcus Smith. Yup, makes sense. Need those 1st round picks going forward.

      INGRATE.

  8. 3 first round picks,2 second round picks along with Fletcher Cox Zach Ertz and Mychal Kendricks and Chip Kelly you’ve got yourself a deal!

  9. The thing you felt move was a shit, that no one gives because this is never going to happen. The Sixers making a late season playoff push is more likely at this point.

  10. They are 100% going to get mariotta. 100%. There has never been a QB/coach combo like this before. This is a good thing. This move is going to be the catalyst that gives us a Super Bowl. Nate Allen is going to have a great year, they will add 1 new corner, and draft a LB. Polk and sproles will be our backs. And huff will be a star after this season. MARK MY WORDS!!!!

    1. For what the Eagles already have a team chaplain.And btw nice of you guys to acknowledge me and Tony Bruno for beating out Mike Bitchanelli in the ratings department.

  11. Chip Kelly needs to go. Just like Hinkie is doing with the Sixers, Kelly will destroy this franchise. He will be coaching a BCS team by the time this team is respectable again.

  12. Fuck this shit. That would be a whole bunch of moves only a Fucktard would make. This won’t happen unless Chip Kelly gets a lobotomy in the near future. Only a bunch of idiots would think dismantling the team annnd giving up that many picks for one “roll of the dice” QB draftee is worth it.

    My bet is Chip has his eyes on a good WR and some defensive players. What the team needs most.

        1. If you ever see him on 95 it’ll be because his dented, rusting, partially-primered, brown Bricklin will be dead on the shoulder, smoldering. Running him into a wall would be doing him a favor.

          Make fun of him instead, for thinking football salvation comes in the form of giving everything for a single draft pick. That shit is super dumbfuck.

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