Today in Boring Headlines That Remind Us How Awful Philly Sports Are Right Now

Kyle Scott | February 16, 2015

I don’t know. Probably when they stop actively trying to lose games?

Drexel vs. Hofstra. A clash of the titans.

I’m sure suptapular progressive Chip Kelly will truly value the lessons of 72-year-old football lifer Bill Polian.

Do we really need more?

It’s still 28th in the league.

They’d be living in the past?

Can we get the official one, please?

It’s time for annual Mike Schmidt says something dumb headlines.

I’d rather jam an icicle into my thigh.

Expert: Why local pro team will seek victories next season. More at 11.

This is what it’s come to.

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