Video: Cliff Lee, Adorably, Brings Magic 8 Ball to Press Conference

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screen grab from CSN

GODDAMN YOU, CLIFF LEE, YOU GORGEOUS STEED YOU! Just when my ire towards the Philies and, yes, even you, Cliff, you belching, farting pseudo jerk, reached an all-time high, you go and do something delightfully hilarious to reel me back in. Muuuuust…. resi….oh fine, come here, you big goof!

Lee brought a Magic 8 Ball to answer questions on his behalf at his press conference today. This is honestly the first bit of personality I’ve seen from a Phillie in about two years. This might be a 2015 high point.

Video after the jump.

Courtesy CSN

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  • Same Old S--- February 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Cliff sits down and some media dweeb asks a question about Cole. Why don’t these dolts just follow the Kardashians on Twitter instead of posing as sports writers.

  • wood yi February 19, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    join mike missanelli for “magic 8-ball mondays”. listeners get to have their questions answered by mikey’s magic-8 ball.

    • Steve Mason Elite NHL Goalie February 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm

      This would be a clever comment if it wasn’t so true.

  • MSM February 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Mainstream Media blows

  • Mike Missanelli Show February 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Mike-“This is ridiculous! The fans need to hear what he has to say.”

    Fans- “Mike, we really dont care. Its the first day of spring training.”

    Mike-“You just dont know you need to hear from Chip, I mean Cliff.”

    Martinez- “Thats good work out of you!”

  • RubenSux February 19, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    Cliff: “Magic 8 Ball, will I be on the DL by May 15th?”
    8 Ball: “All signs point to YES”
    Fuck off Rube you fuckhole.

  • wood yi February 19, 2015 at 4:38 pm

    hey roobcsn, why don’t you ask your magic-8 ball the questions you have for chip and write an article with the answers…for the fans

  • Bob February 19, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    Please violate me anally

  • Your Mother February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    If Ruben used that 8 ball for all of his moves/ trades/ signings I think the Phillies would be better off today to be honest.

  • Duff February 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    Kyle must be dancing in his office with joy that people are taking his side on the MM is a douche situation

    • Your Mother February 19, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      How hard is it to understand that MM is actually a douche so there is no risk at all in taking that side of things? It’s like arguing with a guy over the color of a blue whale or some shit.

  • Cliff's funny February 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    I enjoyed that clip.

  • Ryan February 20, 2015 at 1:53 am


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  • Nostrildamus February 20, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Magic 8-balls and horoscopes are for pussies. Consult the I Ching bitches!

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