… surpassing Mike Trout (until my fickle feelings take over the next time Trouty is in an Eagles jersey… or if he ever retweets me).
A-Rodge, one half of the power couple that I’m dubbing Aarivia (it needs work), fired back at one of the most old-timey reporter rants these eyes hath ever seen, oh lawdy!, after Rodgers and
Sloan Sabbith Oliva Munn got to go on the court while Bo Ryan’s Badgers celebrated tournament success yet again:
Get him, Aaron:
And then, since it was a win, he went off to sex Olivia Munn. As is tradition.
via SB Nation