Comedy Central's @Midnight Opened with a little EDP445

After the Eagles traded LeSean McCoy for Kiko Alonso, the internet’s shoutiest Eagles fan, EDP445, said he would be “cutting [his] goddamn throat.” And that was just because of the trade. Think of how he feels now that these comedians made fun of him on Wednesday night’s @Midnight. (Some) people actually watch that.

Video after the jump.

h/t @PhillyPartTwo