EDP445 Is Not Happy with the Trade

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This has gone pseudo viral so I guess I gotta post it. “Where the fuck’s my knife at? I’m cutting my goddamn throat.” So… you’re telling me you don’t see the upside potential?

Video after the jump.

Yeah, he’s wrong.


38 Responses

  1. Judging by the Hoying jersey in the background this guy knows how to evaluate talent.

  2. Welfare grubbing MF! Boy has no job and lives with his parents in Bakersfield, CA! Get a Job you fat slob!!

  3. This dudes house look like section 8 yo. Mutha fucka got dat cheap paint on his walls, got the ole ass reebok Eagles hat, got da replica jersey on the wall, ain’t even got the authentic jersey. This broke n i g g a bought his jersey at tj max on the sale rack. You know he got them cheap ass generic faucets in his bathrooms too…. I got all moen in my house N I G G A !!!!!

  4. When CB started putting EDP445’s videos up a few years back I enjoyed them and subscribed to his YouTube channel. Since then his videos have just gotten stale and annoying and I really can’t stand some of his diatribes. I think my favorite parts of these videos are how ridiculous he sounds talking directly to Chip Kelly as if Chip is sitting in his office at NCC watching this video. He really is destined for a heart attack on video doing one of his rants relatively soon.

    1. No, I like curt schilling, and I think he does great work. He speaks from the heart. I love anyone who hates gays and blacks. We need curt schilling to make our world a better place.

  5. Last nite, I dreamt that I made sweet love to a Rainbow haired Male unicorn. We held each other close until the sun came up. As expected, I was on the bottom.

    Kyle: can you install a log-in so other commenters stop stealing my handle?

    1. If you don’t stop using my handle and making fun of me I am going to come down there and blow everyone of you and let you splooge all over my face!!!!!

  6. Another assclown giving the world a reason to beat on the Eagles fan base.

    I hope he does cut his throat.

  7. KYLE!!!! Can you please tell these guys to stop picking on me!!!!!

    If you get them to stop I promise I will give you the best rim job you’ve ever had.

  8. Shove a few more buckets of KFC and Taco Bell down your gullet, fat boy. You don’t know shit about football…

  9. The biggest question here is who is letting this dude eat their pussy?! The sheer physics of it are mind-boggling. That girl must be nasty af.

  10. F this crying bitch. This low-rent-rat-bat-ground-basterd shouldn’t even own a camera his moms bought him. This

  11. Ladies and Gentleman, may i present to you the epitome of today’s African American youth….Overfed, under-educated and complains about everything while never being satisfied

    1. And I now want you to pay 9.6% more in property taxes to make sure dis n i g has a breakfast waiting for him for free at school.

  12. My next addition to the wack pack. He will always wear the Bobby Hoying jersey.

  13. Haha. EDP445 made it onto @midnight and got shit on by C-list comedians.

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