Oh My God Our T-Shirt Designer Did It Again

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All are printed on super soft, high-quality ringspun cotton. They are on-sale now right here. Phor-ev-er also comes in heather grey.


48 Responses

  1. The ducks shirt is cute but is a Disney cease and desist waiting to happen. The phorever shirt is a stretch and a half.

    1. It’s from the Sandlot. The one kid says, “For-ev-er”. And “Philadelphia” begins with the /f/ phoneme. But it is spelled using the “ph” grapheme.

      It’s so obvious.

      That this is the shirt you are wearing when you get punched in the back of the head.

      1. For fuck’s sake, that’s the reference? A ‘Sandlot’ shirt? I just paid ten cents to enter a site shilling a douchy t-shirt from Sandlot? My fucking God………….

          1. No shit. If any CB reader doesn’t know to answer “no” or “Never” to those stupid survey questions, get mommy to wipe off your spittle and go back to scribbling with your crayons.

  2. Wow.

    “Worse than Pick Up the Shield” is not a phrase I use that often.

  3. I think it is time to get out of the T-Shirt game. You can’t honestly think that any of these are good.

  4. aaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    PS: Make a shirt about Nova’s annual postseason embarrassment. I’d buy one.

  5. “Our T-shirt designer did it again”

    it = come up with dumbass t-shirts that no one will ever, ever buy

  6. Shirt idea for us Kyle…

    NC State 71
    Villanova 68

    Jay Wright’s balls in your mouth.

  7. These fuckin’ shirts suck! You couldn’t PAY me to wear one and you actually think people are going to buy this shit? I made better ones out of pigeon feathers when I was on the rock!

  8. That Squints one is so hilariously bad that it just earned your grandma landscaping duty, Kyle.

    1. So, this means that both Oregon and Disney can issue cease and desist letters?

  9. Kyle, can I get a t shirt of you and Tom Hanks slow dancing from Philadelpia? That’d be sweet.

  10. Actual t-shirt idea that would sell:

    Make a ‘commenters of Crossing Broad’ t-shirt that imitates those lame-ass shirts middle-schoolers get when they graduate, that has everyone’s name on the back, but on this shirt THE NAMES ARE THE NAMES OF COMMENTERS HERE ON THE SITE. I’d pay to see my name next to Jon Benet Ramsey, Kyle Scott Planned 9/11, Princess Sass’ Finger Sniffer, Candy from the Oak, who am I forgetting?? WHo are some of the other all-time great names?

    1. Informed
      Your Mother
      Calling Bullshit
      Steve Mason Elite NHL Goalie
      Delco Jorts
      Sheena Parveen’s Hairy Asshole

    2. Kyle is the meat in a Carter-Richards sandwich had some good ones…. RIP…..Also a big fan of 3 finger Lenny.

  11. Yea, in case you didn’t get the message from everyone else, these suck. Dammit, Jim.

  12. I’d rather let my old saggy tits swing in the breeze than wear these shirts. Nobody wants this. Nobody.

  13. It’s never a good sign for a shirt when I have to scroll the comments section just to figure out what the hell it means. The Sandlot was such an overrated movie.

    The Duck was is alright I guess. The other one sucks.

  14. If I see anyone wearing these at the bar I will have to resist the urge to stab them.

  15. These shirts are so horrendous people from delco wouldn’t buy them. Actually maybe people from Ridley would

  16. these might be the worst Tshirt ideas i’ve ever seen so well done Kyle!!

  17. I’m going to sue your ass Kyle for using Donald Duck without my permission. Try stealing from Warner Bros. and Mel Blanc and go Daffy.

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