Sticky: MURRAY MANIA

We’re scrapping the original free agency post since most of the chaos is over. Keep it dialed here for Murray updates, and flight tracking. Keep scrolling for newer posts.

7:19 p.m.: On the Mariota thing– Chip said quarterbacks coach Ryan Day is at every quarterback’s pro day. Poor Sam Bradford.

7:16 p.m.: Chip on free agency spending: “It’s like Pirates of the Caribbean. You don’t have rules, you have guidelines.” Pirate code:

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That should just about wrap things up.

7:12 p.m.: I need a beer.

7:08 p.m.: Chip speaking now.

7:06 p.m.: Official: Eagles sign Murray to five-year deal:

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6:50 p.m.: Andrew Brandt reports that the Eagles are looking to rework Bradford’s deal to something that works better under the cap.

6:16 p.m.: Trying to compute this Mariota thing. The Eagles talked to him today and the guy from UCLA yesterday? But Bradford’s 100% their guy? THE PLOT, IT’S THICKENING. Further– Mariota apparently tanked his pro day. Sandbagging son of a bitch strategy?

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God I need a timeout right now.

6:15 p.m. Breer says Mathews’ agent flew into town because of Murray showing up. So Mathews tried to downplay it, but it was clearly, like, a thing.

6:00 p.m.: Marcus Mariota, apparently on NFL NetworkI sat down with the Buccaneers as well as the Eagles. Today I will be finishing up with the Titans.

5:57 p.m.: Reader Dom points out that it looks like Murray is heading back to Dallas tonight:

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I wouldn’t read anything into that.

5:49 p.m.: Eliot Shorr-Parks wonders about Mariota’s performance at Oregon’s Pro Day. Would it be the greatest trick the devil ever pulled if Chip was in Oregon all day?

5:47 p.m.: Murray tells Todd Archer that the deal wasn’t about the money:

DeMarco Murray, the NFL’s leading rusher in 2014 for the Dallas Cowboys, is jumping ship and joining the NFC East rival Philadelphia Eagles.

“It was never about the money in any situation,” Murray texted ESPN.com’s Todd Archer. “If it was the money, I could’ve taken that a long time ago on a very high deal. It’s about winning a Super Bowl and being fair.”

Murray is expected to sign a five-year, $42 million deal, including $21 million guaranteed, with the Eagles, sources told ESPN’s Adam Schefter and Chris Mortensen.

Of the $21 million, $18 million is guaranteed for skill and injury.

5:39 p.m.: Poor Evan Mathis:

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5:37 p.m.: Eagles rolling Mathews out now to the media. I’m willing to bet they officially announce Murray after, so Mathews gets a few minutes in the spotlight.

5:26 p.m.: Breer points out that, contrary to previous reports, Chip Kelly was never scheduled to go to Oregon’s pro day today.

5:13 p.m.: Matt Lombardo reports that smoothies were brought into the meeting between Chip and Murray. No, really.

5:01 p.m.: Chip Kelly just signed Cliff Lee. Wait, wait?

4:55 p.m.: Official: The Walter Thurmond signing from, like, six millenniums ago in Chip Kelly time. One-year deal for the former Duck.

4:54 p.m.: Dallas’ Dave Spadaro getting all passive aggressive:

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4:52 p.m.: This guy. I could make fun of Cowboys fans all day.

4:51 p.m.: Eagles run-pass ration next season: 7,000,000-1.

4:50 p.m.: Official: Eagles sign Ryan Mathews to three-year deal:

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BIRDS ON THE RUN™

4:42 p.m.: Schefter chiming in that both guys will be in the backfield. HOT.

4:40 p.m.: Rappppppppppppppppppppoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppports that Ryan Mathews will sign with the Eagles. Either they’re going to have the best backfield on history, or something went terribly awry with Murray.

4:39 p.m.: Missed this in the chaos before. Dez Bryant shows he’s an actual human:

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4:34 p.m.: Brandon Boykin starts the welcome messages off.

4:05 p.m.: In other non-Murray news, Les Bowen is reporting that a deal for Evan Mathis is “close.”

3:50 p.m.: Actual video of Murray getting off the plane. And another.

3:43 p.m.: No but seriously I’m worried about Ryan Mathews. Maybe I’ll send Jim to go find him…

3:36 p.m.: Meanwhile, the deal isn’t official yet, but it’s got to be close. Murray was handed an Eagles hat. I assume he doesn’t let it touch his skin if he’s not intent on signing.

3:30 p.m.: One job:

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3:27 p.m.: One job:

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3:23 p.m.: I don’t know what to do now. It’s like I just caught the white whale. Now what?

3:21 p.m.: Jim had one job today, one job: get video. Those pics are what we got.

3:20 p.m.: Video of DeMarco getting off the plane.

3:17 p.m.: CSN on the live stream:

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3:16 p.m.: Pulling in. Jim got pics:

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3:13 p.m.: TOUCHDOWN, DEMARCO MURRAY!

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3:12 p.m.: All local news choppers requesting permission to fly over to sports complex. Haha.

3:11 p.m.: 5, 3, 2, 1. TOUCHDOWN!

3:10 p.m.9.

3:09 p.m.: Flight level 10.

3:05 p.m.: 20.

3:03 p.m.: The 40.

3:02 p.m.: At the 60.

3:00 p.m.: Flight level 70.

2:57 p.m.: Flight level 80.

2:49 p.m.: About to begin final:

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2:47 p.m.: SHUT UP, SKIP! THE EAGLE IS ABOUT TO LAND:

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2:45 p.m.: Made up time in flight! THIS BIRD’S GOT A TAILWIND! Murray due to land at 15:00. Flight level 200.

2:42 p.m.: Murray currently hurdling the Chesapeake, about to enter Maryland airspace. Here’s the flight.

2:36 p.m.: I’ve gone to air traffic control, Philly approach. Listen in.

2:33 p.m.: Skip Bayless, dickheadDeMarco just fell into Revis-like situation. Eagles desperate for positive-PR splash. Way overpaid to steal star from rival.

2:29 p.m.: I’m gonna have no idea how to manage this running back depth chart in Madden next year. By the way, anyone seen Ryan Mathews, or are we just not going to speak of him again?

2:27 p.m.: Murray now over Virginia airspace and has begun his descent into Philly. Flight level at 330.

2:19 p.m.: Murray due to land in 50 minutes, at 15:09 local time. Flight level 410 (41k feet).

2:16 p.m.: Seriously wondering what Howie Roseman is doing right now.

2:15 p.m.:

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2:08 p.m.: Rapppppppppoppppppppporting Eagles working to trade Evan Mathis. What?

2:05 p.m.: Jeremy FowlerBasically, Chip Kelly flipped LeSean McCoy at $10M per for DeMarco Murray/Kiko Alonso at $9M per. NOW YOU CAN JUDGE THE MCCOY TRADE.

2:03 p.m.: Jeff Skversky confirming that $42-21 number.

1:59 p.m.: Oh by the way– Murray now in Kentucky airspace.

1:53 p.m.: Also heard that guaranteed money was lower, around $17-$18 million last night and this morning, and Eagles upped their offer.

1:45 p.m.: Ahem:

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Nailed it.

1:30 p.m.: Albert BreerRyan Mathews still hasn’t returned from his physical. Eagles and Mathews had a financial agreement. Source says situation is now “fluid”.

1:22 p.m.: Murray has just entered Tennessean airspace.

1:19 p.m.: Here’s literally a picture of Tony Romo right now.

1:12 p.m.: Reddit’s on to us— they simultaneously love-hate our flight tracking:

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1:07 p.m.:

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1:06 p.m.: Ian Rappppppppppppppppppoppppppppppppports that the Cowboys believe they’ve lost Murray.

1:05 p.m.: ESPN’s Todd Archer reporting that there is a “significant difference” in guaranteed money between Eagles and Cowboys offers. I bet the Eagles are offering over $20 million guaranteed.

1:02 p.m.: If my wife comes home and sees a tinfoil radar on the floor and a wall of real-time updating flight maps, our marriage may experience it’s first major obstacle. I feel like Carrie Mathison.

1:00 p.m.: Reader Monge reports bad storm over Arkansas. I would anticipate that the captain has put the seatbelt sign on:

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12L59 p.m.: Just south of Arkadelphia… this means… something:

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12:50 p.m.: I’m just gonna take an educated guess at the Murray deal– five years, $42 million, roughly $21 million guaranteed.

12:47: Another link to track it.

12:44 p.m.: IT WORKED! IT WORKED! MY CONTRAPTION WORKED! The flight is back up:

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15:15!!! Incoming.

H/T to (@gstev41)

12:43 p.m.: God bless this beautiful man:

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12:36 p.m.: No idea if this is going to work, but I will find that plane:

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12:33 p.m.: Breer says Ryan Mathews just left NovaCare Complex, but it’s apparently for an off-site physical… or to be disappeared.

12:19 p.m.: Brandon George of Dallas News reports that Murray hasn’t made up his mind:

Kevin Murray, DeMarco’s father, just talked to his son on the phone a little before 10 a.m. CT. Kevin Murray told The Dallas Morning News that though DeMarco feels “hurt” right now that the Cowboys haven’t made a stronger offer to keep him, his son hasn’t made up his mind yet on where he will play next season.

“My impression from talking to him this morning is that he loves his coach, he loves his teammates and the Dallas fans,” Kevin Murray said, “but he’s just hurt that something hasn’t happened to lure him not to take the trip right now.”

More good stuff here. Also says he didn’t make initial contact with Chip, but that the call to Chip was a return call. Chip using semantics to his advantage. LOVE IT.

12:15 p.m.: Schefter says he’s en route now and expected to sign.

12:10 a.m.: I’m ranting like a mad man right now. That flight has gone dark. IT’S GONE DARK. They’re going stealth! We need boots on the ground, eyes in the sky. I’m convinced this bad boy is coming in at 14:30! BOOTS ON THE GROUND, EYES IN THE SKY! It’s just like ‘Nam!

11:44 a.m.: A reader checks in an says Murray is probably flying into Atlantic Aviation, which is part of PHL, but not listed publicly.

11:39 a.m.: Breer reporting that Murray will arrive mid-afternoon. No shit. Say about 2:34?

11:37 a.m.: At the moment it appears that Murray’s flight is no longer showing a flight plan. 100 smackedoos, Tom McCarthy, says it’s because team caught wind of tracking and flight plan went unlisted.

11:07 a.m.: Murray’s presumed plane touched down in Dallas and is due to take off for Philly at 11:40.

10:42 a.m.: Former Eagles front office guy Andrew BrandtReputations on the line.  And if I’m Eagles, I say to DeMarco/agent: “I want your word you don’t take our best offer back to Dallas.”

10:36 a.m.: Idle thought: If Murray is using the Eagles for leverage, this is going to be a very bad day.

10:32 a.m.: Credit where it’s due– our podcast friend Kevin Matuszak had this last night, and the initial one about 10 minutes before Schefter:

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10:31 a.m.: Adam Schefter reports that Murray would give Dallas final offer, but he’s flying to Philly to sign.

10:22 a.m.: So McCoy turns into, in effect, Kiko, Maxwell and Murray? Not bad. Matt Lombardo has a good piece about Eagles cap space. Remember, McCoy would’ve been an $11.9 million cap hit this season.

10:16 a.m.: Now that we know the plane (with near certainty), here’s another way to track the flight on Plane FinderH/T to (@Banditmax)

10:15 a.m.: Chargers beat writer Michael GehikenRyan Mathews dealt such a strange, at times unfair, hand in NFL. He now waits in Philly, unsigned, with Eagles set to court DeMarco Murray. 

10:03 a.m.: Never question my creepin’ abilities. Never.

9:54 a.m.: All but confirmed: This is Murray’s plane. Check the return flight:

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H/T to (@DaRealGregReese) and (@spike1130) for the update

9:52 a.m.: Jim with a look at Murray’s career and workload.

9:39 a.m.: Adam Caplan reports that members of Murray’s INNER CIRCLE (I want an inner circle) are flying to Philly, too. I want me on that plane. I need me on that plane.

9:32 a.m.: #journalism

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9:28 a.m.: Breer reports that it’s Oregon’s Pro Day that Chip is skipping to meet with Murray. That’s like a kid missing Christmas.

9:24 a.m.: Albert Breer reporting Gus Bradley Ryan Mathews already in the building: Worth repeating too: RB Ryan Mathews is already in the building here this morning in Philadelphia. AWWWWKWARD. Maybe he and Howie should go get some coffee.

9:23 a.m.: Dallas reporter– don’t know this guy, take with grain of salt:

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9:18 a.m.: The potential for butthurt Cowboys fan videos on YouTube today is through the roof. Philly Twitter already winning:

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I heart Mike Trout. HEART HIM.

9:14 a.m.: Love some Eagles beat writers pimping out their already outdate newspaper stories on Twitter. Chip presser ages ago. Different era. Different time. Different mindset. Let it go! Let it gooooooo! WE GOT PLANES IN THE AIR.

9:10 a.m.: Schefter also reporting that Mathews’ contract is NOT signed yet. Uh oh (for Mathews).

9:05 a.m.: Adam Schefter reports MURRAY IS EXPECTED TO SIGN A CONTRACT:

Pro-Bowl RB DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle, per a league source.

Dallas has had numerous chances to resign Murray throughout the year and now.

Aside from the contract, the Eagles are most appealing to Murray because of his belief in their chance to win.

Murray would consider a final, last minute offer from the cowboys, per source, but he’s going to Philadelphia with the intent to sign.

8:41 a.m.: I woke up extra early (8 a.m…) with a little pep in my step today just to track DeMarco’s reported flight from Dallas to Philly. In fact, I’d be BULLISH on the Eagles offseason if they bring Murray on board. I mean, I’d have to be, since we’re gonna need Murray-Mathews-Sproles to carry the load with Gumby as a quarterback.

Here’s what we know:

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That would make sense– Murray lives in Las Vegas, but was supposedly in Dallas to meet with the Cowboys. After a thorough check of Flight Aware, including all known smaller airports, the only private jet currently WHEELS UP or scheduled between Philly and Dallas is this one, a Textron-owned private jet, which reader Dom points out is actually part of the Wheels Up leasing service, Flight N509UP:

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At first glance, you’d think that the private jet need not come from Philly to pick up Murray, but if we go deeper, Sal Pal, we’ll realize that Spain said Chip cancelled his flight. This plane flew from Florida to Philly last night, perhaps to pick up Chip this morning for his originally scheduled trip (CHIP’S TRIP– it rhymes!). So it would make sense that the same plane would be diverted to Dallas to pick up Murray.

I’m speculating here, and have no idea if this is actually his plane. But it’s our best candidate for now. If this one files a return flight plan to Philly– that’s our flight, that’s Murray’s chariot, awaiting. Keep it here. We’re creepin’ on the down low today.

[Would be my second Love Field-related Cowboys creepin’ in less than a month. Proud of myself.]
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149 Responses

  1. So all of the losers who were complaining about the Eagles and talking about how they were done with them and are selling there season tickets, will be talking about how great a move this is today. The bachelor Kelly is such a genius blah blah blah. At least Murray doesn’t have any history of injuries, ohh wait..

    1. 3:08
      So Kyle you wasted all this time on planes and shit, and you still got scooped by every major news outlet. Jesus even USAToday is reporting deal is done. When are you just going to write “deal is done”? You still whoring for page hits?

  2. I’m going to have to stop coming to this site at work if you keep running these video ads that play sound automatically. It’s ruining my damn work playlist (NO TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT)

  3. Tell you one thing, Murray can SCURRY over to my house and huff my petite wang-a-lang-a-ding dong! Mmmm, he is one fine piece of man meat girl!

  4. I can’t believe he broke the engagement off with me. And then he signs with the Eagles while I am stuck doing a morning show about the Kansas City Wizards.

    1. Aaron Murray and Sam Bradford might both me midwestern bros with sick flows, but they aren’t the same person KAYseeeeee

      1. No, dingus!

        Aaron Murray is flying to Philadelphia to sign with the Eagles! It is all over the news. Everybody is excited!

        I need to get back to PHiladelphia! This is totally a sign he still likes me!

  5. Is this gonna be like the Gus Bradley (Ryan Matthews) hiring (signing) with Chip (DeMarco)?

    Or is it going to be a 3-Headed Fantasy Football attack with Murray, Matthews and Sproles? Sproles is the ultimate utility guy…I just hope its PPR league.

    Honestly I’d still rather have just Shady than Murray/Matthews but getting Kiko makes this a win-win for us.

    1. I heard that the competition committee is considering switching the NFL to PPR. Bold move, but I think it’ll work out in the end. Really going to change everyone’s draft strategies though.

  6. Sign both of them (matthews and murrey) since chances are one will be hurt by midseason.

  7. Sarah Spain can suffocate me with her massive E cup fun bags any day of the week.

  8. watching sportscenter and it is 100% clear that Kevin Negandhi is glued to crossingbroad

  9. Well, there goes my day. I’ll be tracking planes all day now. Not sure why this is so much fun…

  10. Don’t fall in love… Eagles acquire Murray to trade to Oakland for their 1st round pick, that’s what’s happening here.

  11. Unless it’s personal at this point, Jerry Jones will overpay him whatever it takes to keep him from signing in Philly. He’s going back to Dallas guys……

    1. Sounds like he’s pretty butthurt about the Cowboys’ final offer. Could be a bit of spite in his thinking here.

  12. Chip says “LeSean was about money”, yet it will cost MORE to sign both Murray and Matthews…….LYING FUCKING ASS JAMMER.
    Also, go back to the tape of yesterday’s presser when he was asked about Mariotta…he doesn’t say NO…..
    Fuck off ball tickler.

  13. Two days ago:

    “I’m done with this team”
    “Chip Kelly is a moron”
    “I’m selling my season tickets”
    “I hate this team”

    Today:

    “SUPER BOWL!!!!”

    1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      I make millions off of these morons.

      I’m teflon. I guaranteed for months Chip was getting Mariota, but even when I’m wrong everyone will keep listening because I’m the only local sports radio option.

  14. I would hate to lose DeMarco. I love the Cowboys, it’s in my blood. See, my dad was a huge deuche too, back in the 70s he became a cowboys fan when they won a bunch of superbowls. He passed his deuchiness on to me. What sucks is that I will never know what it’s really like to be an actual Cowboys fan because I don’t live in Texas. I’m just a deuche just like my dad.

    1. Haha so true. Teams are truly local in nature. Living here , surrounded by the Eagles talk and media coverage and true die hard fans really connects us to the team. I do feel bad for these Cowboys fans cause they’ll never know what it’s like to have a team. I lived in the Dallas area for 3 years and I know that the real Cowboys fans in TX can’t stand the fake bandwagon fans all over the country.

      1. Yea right. Where you live has nothing to do with who you are a fan of. I live in Allentown, and in a huge Cowboys fan, big Yankee fan, huge Bulls fan, I love Alabama, and a really big Motreal Canadians fan. Oh and come World Cup I’m all about Brasil.

    2. That’s ok. You may not know what it’s like to be a “real fan”, but at least you know what it’s like to support a team that has actually won something.

    3. This is my defense when I’m sad about my team being a dumpster fire. Everyone in this area needs to suffer through my misery . I’m a stronger person because the team I root for refuses to win a championship. DELCO! FISHTOWN! POWWWWWW

      1. That’s ok. Take solace in the fact that you’re a “die hard” or “real” or “true” fan.

  15. this reminds me of when i was a 13 year old and i followed the daily tweets from tiger beat magazine.

  16. Zero super bowls!!!!

    Cowboys ran Murray to the ground last season anyway. We dem boys can plug in anybody with our OL.
    Believe Dat!!!

    1. That’s right you tell them Dave!!!! There is no way that you bringing up Super Bowl rings is completely irrelevant to this situation, nope! Not at all. Especially when you remember that the last time Dallas won a Super Bowl was 20 fucking years ago.

      We are not mad about this at all. Nope! We just lost one of the best RBs in the league to our biggest divisional rival. Not a big deal at all guys. I mean, you know who our back up was right? No, seriously tell me because I have no idea.

      1. Ahhh yes, the typical response of “the last time you won one was 20 years ago”. Hey genius, AT LEAST THEY’VE WON SOMETHING. when your team has never won anything, and another team has won multiple titles with the last one being 20 years ago, the response of “yea but the last time you won was 20 years ago” makes you look like the inbred moron that you undoubtably are. But wait, maybe this is the year!!

        1. Ok, I’ll bite. My response was not that they won a Super Bowl 20 years ago. Yes, I know, I said that, but it was not my main point. My main point was that the fact that the Cowboys have won a SB and the Eagles have not has no bearing whatsoever on the topic at hand, i.e., Murray possibly signing with the Eagles. At least it doesn’t to me, maybe you could enlighten me as to what past SB titles have to do with a free agent signing in 2015? Its just a tired, meaningless argument in my opinion. Do the Cowboys’ past titles give them more points in a game now? Or more room under the salary cap to sign free agents? No, they don’t.

          tl;dr version: the past is in the past, so leave it there.

          But I’m probably just arguing with a proverbial wall at this point since you’re so bitter, at this point you probably don’t even like the Eagles. You’re one of these people who sits back and is endlessly cynical so when something bad happens you can laugh at the “sheep” who actually enjoy our teams and say I told you so. What would you do if we actually won a SB? Would you even be happy?

          Excuse me if I choose to be optimistic, I find its a much more enjoyable way to go through life.

          1. I was about to respond to this but I just took a diarrhea dump in my pants. Oh god it smells send help.

    2. Hey Americans!

      I started the Ottoman Empire in 1299! We ruled vast parts of Europe, Western Asia, and Africa for hundreds of years. We controlled the Mediterranean. How many seas did you rule? We overthrew Constantinople in 1453.

      So what if we fell apart almost 100 years ago. We still cling to our proud but ancient history. How ’bout dem Turks!

      1. Do you have any injured players we could sign?

        Great response though, best comment on cb.

    1. I wonder if Chip knows that he is actually African American and that “Spray Tan” is just his cell phone name in some whore’s phone.

  17. “10:22 a.m.: So McCoy turns into, in effect, Kiko, Maxwell and Murray? Not bad. Matt Lombardo has a good piece about Eagles cap space. Remember, McCoy would’ve been an $11.9 million cap hit this season.”

    All of a sudden that McCoy trade could look pretty good.

    If the Chip gets all of this done AND finds a way to draft Mariota, he will have solidified his genius status.

    All in all this is somehow both the most stressful and the most fun offseason we have had with the Eagles in a long time. Well-played, Chip. Well-played.

    1. STOP IT WITH MARIOTA. HE is not coming here. When has Chip ever once said he was targeting Mariota or that he wanted Mariota? Never. This has been a media created thing since day one.

      Also, Mariota, very well could wind up sucking in the NFL. Ever consider that?

  18. So all Cowboys fans that live outside of the TX area… Il give you people who live in states that border TX but don’t have an NFL team a pass, but mostly the Cowboys fans in the North East… So you were all either bullied or moelested by Eagles/Giant fans when you were kids????

    1. That’s not funny. My uncle Craig is a huge Eagles fan and one night he moelested the shit out of me. Ever since then I’ve hated the Eagles and loved the Cowboys

  19. “Wonder what Baicker and BOB think about this situation. And whatever happened to Steve Adubado, he seemed like such a nice boy”

    -confused elderly CN8 watcher

  20. Howie Roseman and Ed Marynowitz are at the cafeteria at the Urban Outfitters complex in the navy yard right now getting coffee. Should I ask them if he’s signing?

  21. “Kevin Murray said his son plans to give the Cowboys another chance to make another offer before he makes a final decision.”

    Ruh roh.

    This is all a ploy by Murray to get the Cowboys to make a better offer than $5million a year. Murray has no intentions of signing with the Eagles, he just wants to fuck with us.

    You heard it here first.
    C-bear

  22. Kyle is acting like it is a done deal. Bad karma.

    Also, we still won’t have a winner as QB. Maybe if they sign Murray, it will make Gumby better. IF Murrray doesn’t wear out.

    BTW – who the F is Gumby going to through to?

  23. This tracking of the dude’s plane is quite literally the most pathetic thing on the internet.

    It will be hilarious if Murray gets the Eagles offer, uses it as leverage and Dallas beats it.

    Kyle, if that happens, will you track Murray’s flight home?

    1. I LIKE IT. ITS LIKE TRACKING SANTA ON THE NORAD SITE EVERY YEAR EXCEPT THIS WE DONT NEED TO LEAVE OUR MILK AND COOKYS, AND HE IS GOING TO BRING US A SUPER BOWL!

      E-A-G-L-E-S!

  24. Not sure I really like bringing Murray in. Depends on the contract.

    We need someone to catch the ball though. Cooper CANNOT be our #1. Or 2. Or 3 come September.

    1. agreed. Gotta look to the draft. I like that Devin Smith kid from Ohio State. Super fast speed and nice hands.

  25. When defenses have to account for Bryant and Witten it helps Murray. But when defensives have to “worry” about Riley Cooper and Zach Ertz instead, all of a sudden defending Murray is a lot easier

  26. Why do eagles fans care SO much about cowboys fans? As you all point out they haven’t won anything in 20 years. Why do you care where they live? Let it go, nobody cares

  27. I kinda hope Murray sees this website, gets creeped out, and leaves Philly asap.

  28. I can’t meet my family at the gate and neither should John. Wait in baggage claim like everyone else.

  29. “Howie is right here withe my c0-ck in his mouth and fist up my ass”–Gay Jeffy
    Gold Standard—-fuck you Juuuuuuuuuu fucks

  30. The Eagles created a diversion so everyone forgot about him

  31. Making any reference to something Skip Bayless says is exactly why he is still news. Ignore it all and he goes away, just like his clown partner with the race card.

  32. Please save this post, so that in 3 or 4 years when they eagles still have no championships, we can refer back to it and see how ridiculous you look(ed).

  33. Murray is slightly better than McCoy….and this idiot is tracking the guy’s flight?

    1. I think that the Cowboys brass knew that their o-line was the reason behind most of Murray’s yards. He’ll be good with us but not as spectacular as he was behind those beasts. Still an upgrade over what we had and even over Shady when you factor in the cap relief and the players that have signed with that cap space.

      Meanwhile the Cowboys will get Gurley or sign AP and have just as much success on the ground.

      1. And beat the Eagles twice as they pound Bradford/Sanchez/Barkley into the ground.

    1. Yea, it is like an AOL Home page or a geocities.

      Pretty much impossible to read at this point, and probably not worth reading.

  34. 3:23 p.m.: I don’t know what to do now. It’s like I just caught the white whale. Now what?

    3:24 p.m.: Jerk off

    3:24 p.m.: done

  35. Im supposed to be doing work .. its tax season and I haven’t done a dam thing all day .. I been too busy tracking Murray’s plane .. GO EAGLES BABY WOOO

      1. I’m not your buddy, guy.

        Side note-brace yourself for a wave of “Fire Jim” comments.

  36. Is everyone forgetting that Murray was 2nd in fumbles lost last year (with 6) and 1st for non-QB’s?

  37. Kyle
    I love how when Andy Reid went to KC you made fun of the media for following his plane and giving tracking updates… Hmmm sound familiar

        1. Yes let them enjoy it. It’s not often fans of this franchise have something to cheer about. Unless of course starting 9-3 and missing the playoffs or not winning a playoff game in 6 years is worth cheering for.

  38. The “you had one job” jokes are condescending, unprofessional and unfunny even for you. I hope Jim leaves your ass.

    1. Some men can bust balls and have their balls busted without having to cry to mommy. Toughen up, siss-bag.

  39. EVAN MATHIS IS BEING TRADED. I THINK HIM, BEAU ALLEN, AND OUR FIRST ROUND PICK SO WE CAN GET MARIOTTA!!!!

    1. That “article” Jim posted earlier about Colin Blowhard and his analysis of Eagles fans, well this guy above fits perfectly into Blowhards accurate assesment of the Eagles drones.

  40. Next T Shirt:

    “YOU HAD ONE BLOG”

    “CROSSING DEMARCO”

    * Murray’s jet vanished from radar over the navy yard….the Philadelphia Experiment.

  41. Ok now I’m confused. The report is that the Eagles are trading Evan Mathis to Oakland for third 1st round pick. So is Mariota really coming to Philly? I am watching his pro day right now and there are 3 Eagles people there.

  42. Someone quick tell Chip that the flex player is only in fantasy football.

  43. Read the headline of this post. Then read Kyle orgasm over the signing. Then re-read the title.

    1. Ummm this is not confirmed. Nice try jerks.

      ANYWHO!!! Are we done with all this silly football tall yet??????

      Guys!!!! Get with it!!!! Philadelphia is a baseball town!!!! Sorry guys…. It’s true, baseball rules and football drools…

        1. Oh please. I can think of a few things you can do to my dick that don’t involve kicking….. Well actually one of them does… Believe me sweetie, I’m way more man than you’ll ever be. I will put your C0CK and your balls in my ass at the same time you little bitch.

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