zambo

In springtime, there’s no candy more delicious (and shame-filling) than the Peep, a gooey, death-defying concoction of sugar and sugar. You see them just about everywhere this time of year. But the Lehigh Valley Phantoms have… well, they’ve outdone Easter.

The Phantoms have two sponsored zambonis regularly hitting the ice: One with a fake faucet from Mr. Rooter Plumbing (clever) and another with a gigantic monster-Peep that looks like he (she? it?) is going to DESTROY YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND EAT YOUR POPCORN TOO riding on top. God bless you, minor leagues. God bless you.