Lucy Noland’s FOX 29 Teaser Videos Are Ridiculous, But Also So Real and Spectacular

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FOX 29 reporter Lucy Noland has the fun little habit of posting teaser videos to her Twitter (@LucyNolandFOX29) and Instagram (@lucynolandfox29). Normally, we’d be all silly news anchor teases information readily available online. I mean, Kyle has grammatically attacked Hurricane Schwartz and Bill Henley over this sort of lameness. But there’s something about Lucy’s up-close, shaky teasers that Schwartz and Henley just can’t match. Not sure what it is. Can’t quite put my finger on it.

Maybe Lucy’s stalkers followers can help us:

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Yeah, the Force. It must be the Force.


39 Responses

  1. What a bunch of delusional nerds. She’s not going to fuck any of you. Just admire her tits and move on, like the rest of us

    1. Speak for yourself, loer. Some of us put in work. I’d definitely smash her starfish.

    1. Honey, it’s your lips that get my attention – that’s a BJ mouth if I ever saw one! You’re welcome.

  2. And this “fun little habit” will probably end after the comments really get revved up and she gets wind of the what is being said; and you two shit beards jack off to her twitter posts on a regular basis.

    1. Nobody is spanking off to that other than a 12 year old boy with a parental lock on his computer.

  3. Damn look at that beautiful rack!
    I might as well say it,those are a nice pair of hooters;think I once saw those in a copy of the world’s greatest magazine,that’s Bigguns of course.

  4. I have the mind and body of a six year old, MCW remarking on the new morning show.

  5. Doesn’t that make you close to 50 now. Amazing what some botox and a boob job will do
    to keep you on TV when your way past your prime.

    1. Yeah, close up you can see she’s all saline and botox. Like me, she’s much better looking from a distance.

  6. Know this to be true; nothing is more important than a pretty girl. You can be as dumb as a hammer, but with the right breast enlargement, you can be on camera – or a stripper. Same thing, really.

  7. There’s no way my king Howard would look at another woman’s tits. Love you Howard, mmmuuaaahhh.

  8. Lucy Noland is annoying and borderline unwatchable. Her attempts at gravitas are as disturbing as her attempts at humor. Everything about her on-air personality appears completely contrived.

    Just read the prompter, Lucy. Nobody wants to hear your happy talk or off-the-cuff editorials about stories.

    Sweet, merciful FUCK…..Fox 29 blows….

    1. I would have guessed 12-15 years younger than that. Gotta look into getting me one of them Asian chicks.

  9. Lucy I live in Houston Texas.and I watched you all the time couldn’t miss you and your lovely twins baby

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