You Can Play with Alex Morgan in FIFA 16

EA Sports is announcing features for FIFA 16 today – no, one of them isn’t the ability to accept bribes such as knighthood in exchange for World Cup votes, but I wish it were (could call it FIFA 16: The Underground) – and the first one we learn of, courtesy of IGN, is: WOMEN. Just in time for the Women’s World Cup, which is being held in Canada… probably because a FIFA official got blown in a back alley in Ottawa by someone named Ophelia… there will be 12 women’s national teams, including the US of course, and of course including:

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I’ll look forward to my friend who has no sense of spirited competition taking Barcelona every time I select a squad comprised of the more delicate gender… and Hope Solo. No word on if the body paint uniforms made it in the game. I’m guessing not.


24 Responses

  1. They’re finally done it! I’ve always wanted to play women’s soccer on my Xbox. Now I can!

    Now we just need WNBA 2k16 and I can die in peace.

    (Seriously, who the hell wants this? 98% of gamers are male.)

    1. “A study published on Wednesday by the Internet Advertising Bureau reveals that 52% of the gaming audience is made up of women. That’s right – the majority of people playing games are women.

      Does this surprise you? It shouldn’t. Three years ago that figure was 49%, which is hardly a trifling minority. Women have always played games, and in recent years the growth of the mobile games industry in particular has been driven by a female consumer base.”

        1. He’s not talking about Candy Crush, women play all sorts of games in in similar or equal numbers to men. You’re wrong. Deal with it.

  2. Do you think the PS4 and Xbox One will be able to push enough polygons to accurately render the roast beef in my destroyed box?

  3. Dude, get to work already. 1 blog about a female player in FIFA? This shits bush.

  4. Many of you may be wondering about the absence of two big names on WIP this week. Josh Innes has not been on the air. And Larry Andersen has not been on the air.

    There is actually a very simple explanation as to what happened.

    Josh Innes has been in studio all week. But he has not been on the air. It goes back to Memorial Day. On Memorial Day, Josh Innes ate his microphone. He also then ate Larry Andersen’s microphone.

  5. Really Kyle? The more delicate gender? The 1950s called they want their terms back. Glad to see “new” media being really progressive.

  6. Let’s add another to the list. In this week alone, KKKyle has been

    1. Racist
    2. Ignorant
    3. Republican
    4. Sexist

    What’s next? Are you going to come out as an anti-vaxer?

    1. How is Kyle being sexist? It sounds like he’s in favor of this addition to Fifa. Seriously asking because I’m not seeing it.

  7. I would love to steal Alex Morgan’s game used panties

  8. NBA, WNBA, bowling, frisbee, figure skating, crossfit, soccer; in that order.. don’ttttt careeeee about some shitty soccer game

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