Allen Iverson sat down with CSN’s John Gonzalez to talk about the Sixers and his front-office future (a fictional existence created by Larry Brown):
“I wanna be back into it in a way where my opinion means something. As far as X’s and O’s, I don’t know everything. I know the feeling, I know the look, I can tell when you need to ride with this dude, or this dude is going to crumble. I know those looks. I’ve been seeing them since I was eight years old.”
Yeah, I can’t possibly think of any front office personality conflicts if the Sixers were to bring on AI.
As for whom they should draft: “They got another Allen Iverson?” the wannabe assistant to the GM asked.
They do not, Allen.
Side note: On draft day, thinking back to Larry Brown’s promise to Larry Hughes. Never forget.
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“I know the feeling, I know the look, I can tell when you need to ride with this dude, or this dude is going to crumble” is pretty much the textbook definition of “advanced analytics, no?
One was more than enough.
I would pay good money to see AI write up a scouting report.
#AIisAclown
Kyle’s got you covered with that.
It’s another excuse for you to bring out your racist DeSean Jaccson impression, Delco boy.
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