Chip Kelly’s Ex-Wife Sells Cold and Flu Care Packages Online

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pic via Hollywood On The Potomac

I shouldn’t have stopped reading at the wife part, because as Ryan Reagan – oh he of TMZ – noticed, the Washington Post article about Chip linked to a story about ex-wife Jennifer Jenkins’ business, MommaLu, an online care package provider for when you have the cold or flu and are feeling blue (I rhymed that, baby!):

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ABSOLUTELY BUSINESS SAVVY MOVE here by Lu, or Jenkins, whatevs. Ex-husband becomes a multi-millionaire and the most famous coach in football? Ah yeah, I, too, would go ahead and raise my hand about my seven-year (SEVEN!) marriage and get a little bit of the promotional pie from that ‘ish. I mean, her website gets mentioned in the Washington Post and on Philly’s best sports blog? Brilliant. As UNCONVENTIONAL of a move as her ex hubby pulls off on the field every week. Total power play here. I like it.

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pic via LinkedIn

So mysterious, Chip is. He was essentially married to Betty Crocker for SEVEN YEARS (SEVEN!!!!!), and yet just a couple of years ago there were rumors that he was gay. He runs with the bulls, stocks his freezer with freeze pops, he’s allegedly dating an early-30s Oregon employee, he doesn’t always drink beer but when he does he makes it a Dos Equis. So many secrets. WHO DID YOU CONTRACT-KILL IN THE ARABIAN PENINSULA, CHIP? WHO?!?!?!

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22 Responses

    1. I obviously prefer a younger and more attractive chick. Based pics and age of the young brunette Oregon employee that Chip was engaged to after his ex, Chip continues to upgrade.

    1. I noticed that too.Damn she could stare a hole through Chip Kelly from a mile away.

    1. I agree she had to look better 7 years ago. But, everyone here would still hit it today. Be real.
      If you say you wouldn’t, you’re either full of shit, or not full of booze. LOL

  1. Look at that bulbous eyed chick. She didn’t ask for this (yea, maybe she did). She’s selling Amway or some shit out of home and Chip Kelly gets millions. His new girl upgrade knows what day it is, she ain’t turning him loose. Not for nothing, at least.

  2. With the coin Chip earns now I have a feeling he can haul in much bigger prize.

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