Chip Kelly’s Ex-Wife Sells Cold and Flu Care Packages Online

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pic via Hollywood On The Potomac

I shouldn’t have stopped reading at the wife part, because as Ryan Reagan – oh he of TMZ – noticed, the Washington Post article about Chip linked to a story about ex-wife Jennifer Jenkins’ business, MommaLu, an online care package provider for when you have the cold or flu and are feeling blue (I rhymed that, baby!):

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ABSOLUTELY BUSINESS SAVVY MOVE here by Lu, or Jenkins, whatevs. Ex-husband becomes a multi-millionaire and the most famous coach in football? Ah yeah, I, too, would go ahead and raise my hand about my seven-year (SEVEN!) marriage and get a little bit of the promotional pie from that ‘ish. I mean, her website gets mentioned in the Washington Post and on Philly’s best sports blog? Brilliant. As UNCONVENTIONAL of a move as her ex hubby pulls off on the field every week. Total power play here. I like it.

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pic via LinkedIn

So mysterious, Chip is. He was essentially married to Betty Crocker for SEVEN YEARS (SEVEN!!!!!), and yet just a couple of years ago there were rumors that he was gay. He runs with the bulls, stocks his freezer with freeze pops, he’s allegedly dating an early-30s Oregon employee, he doesn’t always drink beer but when he does he makes it a Dos Equis. So many secrets. WHO DID YOU CONTRACT-KILL IN THE ARABIAN PENINSULA, CHIP? WHO?!?!?!

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22 Comments

  • Bleeding Green July 24, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    Id hit it. Good for Chip.

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    • Bleeding Green July 24, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      I obviously prefer a younger and more attractive chick. Based pics and age of the young brunette Oregon employee that Chip was engaged to after his ex, Chip continues to upgrade.

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      • Dr. Marvin Monroe July 24, 2015 at 1:47 pm

        Tell us more about the hookers you pick up once you get thrown out of Reale’s .

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      • Loosies at the Chinese store July 24, 2015 at 3:39 pm

        …problem for you is they don’t prefer you.

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      • Money Talks July 24, 2015 at 4:55 pm

        Amazing the upgrade in trim you get when you make 6 mil a year.

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    • Birdman Junior July 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm

      Life’s just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

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  • Your Mother July 24, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    First

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  • Innes' Failed Diet July 24, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    She’s got the crazy eyes.

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    • Sick of Jeff from Camden calling both stations July 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      I noticed that too.Damn she could stare a hole through Chip Kelly from a mile away.

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  • John Riggins July 24, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Yeah, right! You got the wrong picture up there. It should be a picture of Tim Gunn!

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  • kylesnot July 24, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    snore……who cares. Either post a pic of her from 7 years ago or fucking report something relevant.

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    • Bleeding Green July 24, 2015 at 1:46 pm

      I agree she had to look better 7 years ago. But, everyone here would still hit it today. Be real.
      If you say you wouldn’t, you’re either full of shit, or not full of booze. LOL

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      • Peggy July 24, 2015 at 3:41 pm

        You sound like a stalker

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      • Chet July 24, 2015 at 5:41 pm

        I would lather her pussy in peanut butter and eat it all night long…

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  • Mark Cuban July 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    You’ll see this on Shark Tank in less than a month

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  • wrongnessmaximus July 24, 2015 at 2:01 pm

    Look at that bulbous eyed chick. She didn’t ask for this (yea, maybe she did). She’s selling Amway or some shit out of home and Chip Kelly gets millions. His new girl upgrade knows what day it is, she ain’t turning him loose. Not for nothing, at least.

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  • JimmyCarville July 24, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    Nope…still likes getting fucked in the ass….

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  • gerg July 24, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    they mentioned it on the700level?

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  • Jim Adair July 24, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    I’m a complete idiot.

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  • Brace was better than Innes July 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm

    That’s all.

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    • ? July 24, 2015 at 8:03 pm

      Sean Brace?

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  • Chip has about six million reasons why he can do better than that July 24, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    With the coin Chip earns now I have a feeling he can haul in much bigger prize.

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