By
Jim Adair
Right now, the AL and NL All-Stars are having their media availability. The Phillies’ lone representative, Jontathan Papelbon, is probably talking about how nice it is to have his kids with him or how it’s an honor, right?
Oh yeah, that makes much more sense.
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15 Responses
Dude has been a douchelord his entire career, does anyone expect anything different?
Who WOULDNT want to be traded out of that dumpster fire?
Were you expecting Nuke LaLoosh one liner’s here?
Paps and Jolly afternoons 1-6. Who’s in?
Never hear of you.
Trade him or die! Could they do any less!?
He is disrepectful to Phillies!
I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO PHILLIES! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?
This guy has been this way his entire career, can’t say i blame him in this instance though
did BOB go off the air??
Why is anyone pissed at me? You all know I’m right!
Motherf*ckers!
Nobody gives a PHUCK.
Who thinks i am hot?
Not I.
Does it count if the Phillies only fart?
What if the Phillies shit and refuse to get off the pot? What if Papelbon shits on Ruben’s head? What if the Phillies need at least a week before their bowel movement? What if Chollie’s morning prune juice and apple juice take effect when Papelbon is in the bathroom? What if Papelbon waits for the Phillies to shit, but it never happens? What if the Phillies shit on Papelbon’s head while he’s waiting for them to get off the pot? The possibilities are endless.
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