Courtroom Sketch Tom Brady is Here to Save Your Slow Sports Week

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Tom Brady appeared in court today as part the still-ongoing deflate-gate nonsense, and got the courtroom sketch treatment unlike any other. What was supposed to look like Tom Brady looks a lot more like Alan Moore’s Robert Durst. Of course, the internet had (and is having) a field day with it. Some of the best responses are after the jump.

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17 Responses

    1. Henry from Chalfont: …How many times do you want Riley Cooper to apologize? He was drunk and made a mistake. You need to move on fr-
      Mike Miss: Bro! You don’t say THAT word, ever!
      HfC: I know but He went through Racial Sensitivity Training and-
      MM: Bro it’s not that simple. A Re-Education camp living with the brothers for a year to understand what they go through every day was in order.
      HfC: Mike, I just-
      MM: Enough, bro. Look within yourself and you will see the racist error of your ways. So you want a general knowledge question, bro?
      HfC: Sure, I’m a trivia expert.
      MM: Alright, bro. So, bro. What US President was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth?
      HfC: John Wilkes who?
      MM: Yea, bro. It occurred in Ford’s Theatre in 1865
      HfC: uh ah President Ford?
      MM: What? Ford was never assassinated Bro
      HfC: I don’t know Presidents real good Mike.
      Martinez: Unbelievable.
      MM: You believe this, Martinez?
      Martinez: Wow, it was Lincoln -I nailed that one!.
      MM: Good work by you!
      MM: OK Du’Shawn from North Philly, you’re on 97.5 The Fanatic. What’s going on, D?
      DfNP: Mikey Miss, I’ve known all along this Chip Kelly dude was a racist and his refusal to address the issue just proves it ….

  1. Jerry from Aston: …RIley Cooper already apologized! So what. He made a mistake. They say that word all the time-
    Mike Miss: Bro! It’s really easy. You don’t say it. You don’t say the word.
    JfA: I know but Stephen A. Smith is-
    MM: Bro it’s so easy. They had a different experience and you really have to question Chip. Why did he keep Cooper and cut Shady, DeSean, Trent Cole? Come on, bro. You see it?
    JfA: Mike, I just-
    MM: Enough, bro. Look within and you’ll see the light. So you want a general knowledge question, bro?
    JfA: Fine, go head.
    MM: Alright, bro. So, bro. What symbol is in the middle of the Canadian flag?
    JfA: Canada?
    MM: Yea, bro. What symbol is in the middle of the Canadian flag?
    JfA: I have no idea.
    MM: Bro, have you ever seen the Canadian flag?
    JfA: I don’t know flags, bro.
    Martinez: Unbelievable.
    MM: You believe this, Martinez?
    Martinez: Wow.
    MM: I mean, come on bro. It’s a maple leaf.
    Martinez: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
    MM: You know that one, Martinez?
    Martinez: Of course!
    MM: D’Andre from West Philly, you’re on 97.5 The Fanatic. What’s going on, D?
    DfW: Mike Miss, my brother. Man it’s good to talk to you. I tell ya, you’re right about Chip ….

    1. Another masterpiece! Switched over to Mike today and he had some caller on talking about Geno Smith and Mike just steamrolled right through the call to get to his movie question….like he couldn’t wait to ask him, that show is an abortion.

      Btw, is that the same sketch artist they used to draw Junior Soprano?

    2. Is it sad that I look forward to these?

      I can actually hear Martinez saying ‘unbelievable’ even though he doesn’t know the answer. I would bet my next paycheck he can’t name 10 presidents.

  2. 10/10 on the initial exchange about Cooper. I swear it’s like reading transcript of the actual show.

  3. Always on point with the Wednesday post. Can’t wait to see the sat Nite live skit with the sketch…

  4. Tune into Rob Ellis during a commercial break on WIP & he’s talking about Goodfellas highlights & some Frank Sinatra book about mobsters.
    I switch stations.

    Tune in later out of morbid curiosity to see what Bitchanelli is talking about. What a shock; Goodfellas highlights with a sprinkling of Godfather bullshit.
    I switch stations.

    97.5 is a blight on my radio. I’m ashamed I tune to it 30 seconds at a time just to listen to a train wreck.

  5. Is that ugly effing gook next to him Yao Ming? Why hasn’t Missanelli tweeted in over a month? Been told STFU by the higher ups and focus on the show?

  6. Reminds me of the scene in Joe Dirt where he goes to the sketch artist after getting high from the chemicals used to treat the house for bugs.

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