Kiko Alonso Has A Concussion

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Sweet.

New Eagles linebacker Kiko Alonso has a concussion and will have to undergo concussion testing protocol, according to reports. This, during non-contact drills.

It’s unclear exactly how Alonso got hurt, but presumably it wasn’t from a blocking sled. G-OFF Mosher has a theory:

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Just the other day we heard about Alonso’s intensity– he once told Josh Huff he was going to rip his head off in practice, and told Kenjon Barner he was going to hit him… this on a day when players weren’t wearing pads. His game plan appears to have backfired.

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33 Comments

  • Can't August 6, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    Soft bitch

    Reply
  • Paul Jolovitz Fan Club President August 6, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Hey Bob would you have anal sex with Alonso?

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    • Doctor Harry Edwards; Ob-Gyn August 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      As a professional racist, I do not recommend having anal sex. Chip Kelly is NOT a racist btw, I ex-Black Panther Dr Edwards on the other hand am a racist.

      Reply
  • The Facts of Bob August 6, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    Why can’t Bob drive faster than 68mph?

    Because at 69 he blows a rod.

    Reply
    • Bob August 6, 2015 at 2:11 pm

      This is not true. My mom doesn’t let me take her car on the highway.

      Reply
  • We are all Bob August 6, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    I once became concussed while enjoying Josh Stern under his desk.

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    • Bob August 6, 2015 at 2:14 pm

      +1

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  • Typical Eagles Fan August 6, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    We’re done, it’s over

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  • Rev. mikey miss August 6, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Apparently Kyle isn’t suffering from a lack of snark

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  • Can't August 6, 2015 at 2:16 pm

    To anyone who thinks the Eagles have a shot at 10 or more wins this year. Give me your answer WITHOUT using the word “if”

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    • Rev. mikey miss August 6, 2015 at 2:30 pm

      aside from guard and WR they have gotten better and/or younger at every position. I could even argue from a roster standpoint they are pretty nicely set up at WR because Matthews looks like he’s going to take a big step this year, guy is huge and fast. I think Agholor was a great pick. this is probably a waste of time so ill just stop and say the only things potentially holding them back is health (which every team has to worry about) and continuity playing with each other

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      • Can't August 6, 2015 at 2:58 pm

        Saying you upgraded from Nick Foles to Sam Bradford is like saying you upgraded to from a 300 pound girlfriend to 250 pounds. You can call it an upgrade, but how much of an upgrade is it really?

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        • Rev. mikey miss August 6, 2015 at 3:33 pm

          it’s a pretty significant upgrade from a talent standpoint….yea i know the injuries tho, which is a very valid point that cannot be ignored, I sure don’t. But this offenses should be vastly improved when Bradford is at quarterback, the quick read short accurate passing attack is what won him a Heisman in college and what he excels at, on top of that, even with the injuries he is still way more mobile than Foles, although i doubt Chip wants him running much, and against popular belief Chip has always stated he doesn’t want his Qb’s running alot because he wants to limit hits on them.

          It’s tough to find a top-10 healthy Qb in this league and you could argue they go hand in hand. I believe Bradford is a top 10 Qb in this system and if he gets injured then they are right where they were last year with Sanchez to back-up…..Foles hasn’t been an ironman himself so far in his career, so overall id say they improved about as much as they could.

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          • Can't August 6, 2015 at 3:52 pm

            But again the foundation of your argument is “if” Bradford is healthy. And yes, the normal response is…… you can say that for every QB in the league. Sure you can, but not every QB in the league has an injury list as long as Bradford.

            Which brings me back to my main point. Anyone who thinks the Eagles are going to win over 10 games is wishing and hoping it will happen. There is no concrete evidence to prove why they can.

          • ^^slob August 6, 2015 at 4:31 pm

            The Eagles have the 10th easiest schedule this year.

          • Can't August 6, 2015 at 4:54 pm

            And they’ll need the 5th easiest to win 10+ games

    • Jimmy from Boston August 6, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      The Eagles have the 10th easiest schedule this year.

      Reply
    • Breeze August 7, 2015 at 10:28 am

      you can’t talk about any team’s future without using the word “if,” you idiot.

      Reply
  • Drew Magary August 6, 2015 at 2:16 pm

    http://deadspin.com/

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  • The Facts of Bob August 6, 2015 at 2:23 pm

    One time Bob and Adam Joseph got into an argument at the bar.

    They went outside and exchanged blows.

    Reply
    • Rob Ellis August 6, 2015 at 3:15 pm

      The Facts of Bob this is some really good stuff by you today. Nice job man you’re in the mix

      Reply
  • Jimmy from Boston August 6, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    #SportsScience

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  • All Bloggers Swinging From Kiko's Cord August 6, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Hey guys…did you hear about the time Kiko Alonso told Josh Huff he was going to rip his head off in practice?

    He’s the bestest!

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    • Captain Obvious August 6, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      No I haven’t! Do you know which website constantly references that fact and then links it in every article?

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  • Rev. mikey miss August 6, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    What’s the scoop on this Alexandria Hoff chick? Looks like the younger sister of Jillian Mele

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    • Jillian loves Jillian selfies August 6, 2015 at 3:20 pm

      Hoff isn’t as hot as me. Besides, have you seen all the trawling for compliments I’ve been doing w my Instagram account?

      Reply
  • Chris Benoit August 6, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    He’ll be fine.

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  • Bob August 6, 2015 at 3:26 pm

    Not sure why idiot Eagles fans want to worship a player who acts like a character from The Program.

    With that said, I would happily toss his salad.

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  • Fake Bobs > Real Bob August 6, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    I’m aware that this is actually a newsworthy post, but a linebacker getting a concussion in the NFL is like saying the sun will rise in the East. If he wasn’t such a typical Oregon pansy he would’ve avoided the concussion protocol test.

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  • Bob's big brother Neal August 6, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    Guys as Bob’s big brother I’m going to ask you to nicely refrain from teasing him anymore. It’s making my life miserable. He keeps tossing and turning in the top bunk making my nights restless. I start arguing with him to stop, then we have to hear mom yell “Neal and Bob keep it down in there!” Everything just becums a mess in the bed. Thanks fellas.

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  • Bob August 6, 2015 at 4:46 pm

    Bradford has functional mobility.

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    • Bob For Apples August 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      So does your neck…

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