New Flyers Coach Dave Hakstol Took Flyers Beat Writers To Olive Garden Today

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OLIVE GARDEN!

Strange (and smart) power move by resident hardass Dave Hakstol, who apparently took Flyers beat writers to Olive Garden today to warm up his coverage before the season gets underway.

It’d be easy to joke about how taking a group of people to Olive Garden would make them significantly less likely to be kind, but knowing what we know about the greasy slimeballs who cover the Orange and Black, a dish of soggy pasta and maybe a little bit of wine will go a long way in securing favorable coverage from the scriptuals. And it’s started already– here’s Hakstol at the ribk:

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Good thing Timmay has Hakstol to foot his Italian food (ostensible) bills, because we heard last year that Panotch had his corporate card taken away by CSN.

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20 Responses

  1. I was going to get upset when Coach Haskell put in this expense report, but Homer — in his new role on the business side of the organization — pointed out that they still have their “Never-Ending Pasta Bowl” special, so this is actually a good value. Word has it that Panoch walked out with the extra breadsticks.

  2. I sincerely cannot believe that Bill Meltzer hasn’t put all of these buffoons on the unemployment line. Only hockey writer in the city that has a clue what he’s talking about.

  3. The Flyers beat has gone the way of Saturday Night Live….

    When you lose Seravalli, San Flippo and Gormley in a span of three years, what’s left is so bad it’s not even funny.

  4. they were prob at the one near the skate zone in voorhees….either way, the could have gone to about 50 better italian restaurants near by instead of that shit hole…

  5. OG is ok for a lunch every now and then but only soup, salad and breadsticks. God help you if you get an entree.

  6. Good move by the coach, these fat trolls were probably stoked to stuff their gullets with a never ending pasta bowl.

    1. Nah… He’s just pissed that he has to drink iced tea and not chianti because comcast slapped his pee-pee about his expenses.

  7. Hakstol is a fuckin racist, guess he cant invite any black guys to dinner. Where’s stephen a? Wayne simmonds better watch out, he’s one bucket of kfc away from being traded. Of course im only basing this off of marcus hayes’s and stephen a’s & lesean mccoys rationale. But its a picture of all white guys, so it must be true.

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