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After nearly coming to blows with Mike Missanelli at Eagles practice today, Josh Innes spent most of his Afternoon show with sidekick Spike Eskin and laugh track Hollis Thomas ripping into Missanelli, which is par for the course. But today, Missanelli(s) is (are) fighting back. We’ll have more on Mike’s reaction later – including comments he made to me about Innes – but I’d first like to call your attention to the following caller on Innes’ show– a man claiming to be Mike’s brother, John, who is an OB-GYN.*

*There is indeed a John Missanelli who looks like Mike and is an Obstetrician. He practices or practiced in California. Innes’ producer, former CB contributor Adam Reigner, says caller ID checked out. Trying to confirm it’s actually Mike’s brother. [UPDATE: He now appears to be practicing in Roxborough— GRRRROSS!]

Here is the latter portion of the exchange:

audio WIP, CBS Radio

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[thanks to Jim on the transcribe]

Missanelli: There you go again, all the things [mumble] … made you successful is in your mind, so you must be worried about it.

Innes: No I’m not concerned. No he’s concerned. He’s the one who said he’d never talk about the show and now he is. Your brother’s career is over thanks to me. I’m putting your brother in the ground, ratings-wise, he has no chance.

M: The only reason …

JI: Can he join the family business and look at vaginas?

M: He was number one in Arbitron for decades.

JI: DECADES?! DECADES??

M: Yes, decades.

JI: God, you are a liar and you’re full of it just like your brother. You guys are peas in a pod, are you sure you’re not really him?

M: Here’s what you wanna do, you wanna meet me somewhere in a parking lot and let’s just do it?

JI: So now you just wanna fight? I’m just calling you on your b.s. and now you wanna fight.

M: There’s no reasoning with you.

JI: I’m not gonna reason with you about your loser brother.

M: I just wanna see you in a parking lot to kick your ass that’s all I wanna do.

JI: So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna lose your license over fighting me?

M: This is how stupid you are: How would that make me lose my medical license?

JI: If you just attack somebody in the parking lot you’re probably going to jail, John.

M: That’s not true, because you’re doing enough to provoke …

JI: I’m on the radio talking. You called up to have this discussion are meat heads. I wouldn’t let you anywhere near any woman I know’s vagina.

M: See there’s no sense talking to you because you’re always gonna have this smart-ass, professional sort-of, radio way of twisting things.

JI: What did I twist? You’re just like your brother. You complain about stuff.

M: I’m not gonna talk to you any more because you’ve demonstrated how you are to the Philadelphia public …

JI: The Philadelphia public loves me. I am Philadelphia. This show is Philadelphia. Your brother’s show is dead. I love Philadelphia. These people are ready for a change, your brother blows.

M: I don’t go anywhere in the city, and they talk about you.

JI: Oh, well you must not be going to Philly.com and blogs. And you know what, I don’t look at ratings and see your brother.

M: I’m not gonna talk to you anymore, what I’m gonna do is this: Don’t ever get into a situation where I’m near you.

JI: So now you’re threatening me? So if I were your brother I would have already called the cops … because your brother is such a pussy that he doesn’t have the balls to do anything either. This is the guy that came out, by the way, and called the cops because we sent him flowers. And why aren’t you listening to your brother’s show.?You’re just like all of the liars that call. The other liars that call, you know what they do? They go ‘Oh I listen during the commercial break.’ No you don’t because nobody listens to the guys show. I AM PHILADELPHIA. I love Philadelphia and I love the people here and I love having the number one freaking radio show here and I will continue to do so. You know how I know? Because I got Mike Missanelli’s brother calling in trying to fight me. Those guys are dead. That station is dead, that entire thing is dead … God forbid who is he gonna have call up next? Is his mom gonna call up next? Is his daughter gonna call? At least I don’t have my daddy calling the radio.

And scene. PLAY MUSIC: