See, I’d almost – almost! – give the PPD the benefit of the doubt that they’re in on the joke here and hired some viral genius – perhaps the guys who earned their 15 minutes with the HitchBOT thing – to produce this intentionally ridiculous spot with Commissioner Charles Ramsey coming in for the close. But, I’m not so sure.
Side note: Every time I go back and see old Saved By The Bell clips it becomes more and more obvious that Screech – not Jessie or even Slater – was going to turn out to be the true nymph. I don’t know how we collectively missed this.