Chip Kelly met with the media, begrudgingly, today and was asked about his all-new thinner, lighter, S-8 Mini, which he debuted on the sidelines Monday night.
Here’s the exchange, as transcribed by CBS Philly:
Question: “Why the smaller play card?”
Kelly: “What’s that?”
Q: “Using a small play card…why?”
Kelly: “I’m confused.”
Q: “The play card. The S-8 play sheet.”
Kelly: “I just folded it differently.”
[laughter]Q: “Did you want to keep the TV’s, ESPN last year had—”
Kelly: “I just literally—we folded it. We didn’t want it to look like a Denny’s menu so we went from Denny’s to a smaller restaurant. I just folded it. And I’ve got the creases in a little different spot, but wow.”
Q: “It’s a good one!”
Kelly: “It’s a great one [laughing]. I mean, we’re digging deep right now. I did have the same shoelaces, I don’t know if you guys were looking at that.
“I know that’s what I shouldn’t have to talk three days in a row, if we’re talking about the size of play cards.”
Bollocks! It’s folded differently. Yeah, OK. The previous one was HUGE…
… and, if you’ll recall, could be seen by MNF cameras last year:
But not this year. No, no. Shrinking that ‘ish… for Monday Night Football, at least. Let’s see what shows up this week. Maybe we’ll get the S-8 Pro?
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Kyle, on average how many fewer clicks do Jims posts get than yours do?
I’m proof Angelo has no clue about hot chicks.
Smokeshow would get it though
It’s BOLLOCKS, you prat
Josh Innes is a talent-less hack that cost me $30k!
wait, wrong post….
This fucker lies like they all do and could not care less about the fans, media or pu$$y–because he LOVES C0CK..
where the white bitches at???
The problem is that idiot Eagles fans assumed Murray would have great production this year. Look at the rule of 370 – there are too many statistics showing that there is a massive drop off after an RB carries a load like Murray carried last year. Dallas was smart to not pay him, the Eagles were dumb. Chip has never had to deal with RB’s with too much wear and tear on them – he used to get them fresh out of high school at Oregon. Lol fucking no ring pussies
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We dem boys !!!
Kyle, how long are we going to suffer with Jim fucking Adair? I love your content, but his shit sucks. Fire him as an every day contributor, pay him on a per diem basis for his sixers articles, and hire someone who can write and isn’t a piece of shit. You have a good brand, and Jim is fucking murdering that brand with his “writing.”
I completely agree. Especially during football season. He’s really bad. Whenever Kyle posts something good that gets lots of comments, Jim posts something horrible and destroys the flow and energy of the site. I hate to see someone lose a job, but …
It wouldn’t really be good form of Kyle or the site but I bet if he created a shirt that says “Fire Jim” they would sell like hotcakes.
” energy of the site…” …now that is rich my good man
Cowboys 31
Eagles 24
Defensively Sean Lee will be all over the field making plays and offensively versatile running back Lance Dunbar will be making catches all over the field, giving the Eagles’ linebackers fits because not only will they have to cover tight ends Jason Witten and Gavin Escobar, but now they have to account for Dunbar, which I don’t think they can do.
have you ever been to Texas?
what does that have to do with my fandom?
Well, if you don’t live in the area of your team you can never truly understand real fandom .You can never feel the local energy. You can never feel like your part of something. So when the Cowboys win you could never feel the high that we do when the Eagles win because your not part of it. And when the Cowboys lose you can never feel the true sorrow that we do when the Eagles lose because your not in the family, your an outsider.
That’s bullshit, Im as much a Cowboy fan as anyone in Dallas!!! plus I love suckin dick!!!
MMMMMMMMMM! C0CKMEAT SANDWICH!
UHHH.. EVERYTHING?! REAL DALLAS FANS LAUGH AT PEOPLE LIKE YOU.. TAKE YOUR LA KINGS HAT OFF AND PUT IT NEXT TO YOUR KOBE JERSEY .. I GAURANTE THAT YOU HAVE A MICHAEL IRVING JERSEY . FRAUD.
Sean Lee’s made of glass you fuck boy
Who is next to board the Reeha Huges train? Keep in mind Jody Mac has been in there, so buyer beware.
Leave Reeha alone.Sure she’s been married 3 times, doesn’t cook or clean(which is the reason she’s been married 3 times) has false teeth and goes through younger boyfriends like a pair of socks but all in all she’s a good person.
Jillian’s instagram is now set to private, so congrats guys.
Haha more like job well done guys
I miss the old site, when it was all sports and no Jim. Kyle keep doing what you do, but get rid of Jim.
I might be reading into this, but his plays seem rather simple. if it is on the right side it starts with R, left side starts with L. this guy is a simple coach who takes what teams give him. give him long he goes long, give him 6 he will take 26 plays to score, but he will “chip” away. They win by atleast 17 this weekend.
NO… THESE ARE BANDWAGON JUMPERS WHEN THE COWBOYS WERE AMERICAS TEAM BACK IN 1992. WIN OR LOSE SUNDAY, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ON ONE THING HERE.. COWBOYS FAN OR NOT.. DALLAS AIN’T WINNING SHIT W/TONY ROMO.. EVER.. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. E-V-E-R.
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