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Lenny Dysktra is a scoundrel. This you know. But here’s just the latest example of his… scoundrel-ry?

From TMZ:

Convicted felon and legendary scumbag Lenny Dykstra has allegedly struck again … this time, he’s accused of stealing $50k in jewelry from Charlie Sheen’s porn star ex-fiancee… TMZ Sports has learned.

The woman pointing the finger is Brett Rossi — star of the critically acclaimed adult film, “Nice Shoes, Wanna F***?”

Rossi says earlier this year, Dykstra offered to help her sell several pieces of expensive jewelry she was looking to unload … including 2 Patek Philippe watches, a diamond emerald bracelet and one set of diamond earrings.

For some reason, she trusted the guy … but quickly had a change of heart when she realized she was TRUSTING LENNY DYKSTRA!!!

Long story short, Brett claims she asked for the stuff back — but Lenny only returned the earrings, which Rossi claims had been stripped of the REAL diamonds and replaced with FAKES. The ol’ switcheroo!!!!!

Seriously, what a villain. He stole diamonds from a porn star who used to date Charlie Sheen. That’s like one step above sucking off a homeless guy so he doesn’t dime on you after you rob a liquor store. Hey man, you saw nothing, ‘ight? Just enjoy it and forget I was ever here. Whoa! You ever think about doing movies? I know people.

I can also tell you on good authority that Dykstra was a GIANT pain in the ass to work with in the planning leading up to, and including the day of, the Philly Sports Roast with him and Mitch Williams. Dykstra was throwing out demands like a rockstar. More money, more hotel rooms, etc. There’s something on the roast.

Dude redefines the meaning of scumbag… but damn could he work the count.