Lots happening today for friends and foes.

Terrell Suggs

Karma backwash. Itttttttttttt gon’ getcha!

It got Suggs.

Meanwhile, his increasingly-assholic coach, John Harbaugh, uttered the following words about a guy who poured bleach on his girlfriend and one-year-old son, allegedly: “… be the kind of leader that you just admire so much. This guy has been such a leader for us.” The Ravens.

Nick Foles

Nick Foles looked surprisingly decent– 18 of 27 for 297 yards with one touchdown, no interceptions and a quarterback rating of 115.8. He was BLOWN UP by Cary Williams, who recovered the ensuring fumble and scored on the play, but bounced back with this throw and eventually led the Rams to an overtime win. The Rams– the best bad team in the NFL, who just might be not that bad.

Still, I’M SO GLAD WE HAVE BRADFORD… or, am I?

Marcus Mariota

What could have been.

The Buccaneers are an embarrassment, so we can’t get carried away here, but Mariota put an early answer to the question over who’s better– him or Winston. Winston was a mess, a befuddled mess, whose first NFL pass was a pick-six. Mariota looks like he wants to be an Eagle in three years.

DeSean Jaccson

:/

🙂

He’ll have an EM ARE I TMRW !!

LeSean McCoy

From Breer: “Get a picture,” McCoy said. “Chip Kelly rejects.”

McCoy had only 17 carries for 41 yards, though he did have four catches for another 46.

Jeremy Maclin

Five receptions for 52 yards.