DeSean Jaccson, Who May Not Play on Sunday, Is on the Ticcet for the Game
Eyyyy, its ya boi Djacc, turnt on dat Eagles ticcet b buz kno 1 can contain meh on the field, ya herd ??
That’s what the ticcet to this week’s (probable?) Eagles-Redskins game would say if it could talk, but it would be wrong. For the second time in three weeks, the Redskins’ ticcet star is likely to miss the game for which he is the cover model. First it was RGIII, obviously, and now DeSean, who Jay Gruden described as “lukewarm” to play this week.
DJax didn’t practice yesterday because of a “lingering hamstring injury,” which he tweaked in Week 1 going after one of those legendary Kurt Cousins deep balls.
The ‘Skins – sorry, Washington football team – would be better off just throwing the face of someone who really embodies the franchise through and through on the ticket every week: Chris Cooley in red-face.