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Lindsay Czarniak Giving Tim Kurkjian an Armbar Is the Most Awkward Thing You'll See Today
I’m not sure even Timmy has an octave high enough to convey the sheer elation he had when Czarniak was told by a hovering Rhonda Rousey to move her butt closer to him:
Czarniak: “He’s very flexible!”
Rousey: “You need to scoot closer– the space between your butt and his shoulder!”
Kurkjian, probably: “OHHHHHHHHH MY WHAT IS THIS SENSATION?!”
Kurkjian, really: “No woman has ever moved a butt closer to me, I can promise you that.”
Czarniak: “You’re the most flexible individual on this planet!”
Timmy grew three sizes that day
That was almost every one of Timmy’s fantasies playing out on national TV. The only thing missing was Scott Van Pelt doing the play-by-play in Ballimerese.
via Bob’s Blitz
