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Two Escaped Circus Zebras Are Running Loose in West Philly
By Jim Adair
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While all eyes are on the Eagles and Dolphins, some actual zebras are running loose in West Philadelphia after escaping the circus. At this point, they should probably just let them be free.
https://twitter.com/ddyer__/status/665974028767731712
https://twitter.com/pzf/status/665978467956236289
RUN, ZEBRAS. RUN.
UPDATE: Their free run is over.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.