WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Oh how the mighty have fallen! From the board room to… the goddamn stage at some Red Sox winter event… here’s Ruben Amaro and fellow Red Sox players and coaches (Ruben is the unimportant one who will coach first) doing lip sync battle to Uptown Girl. This, more than anything, is a visual representation of Ruben’s final three years in Philly– just flailing and mis-timed tomfoolery:
Side note: Why don’t his hands touch? WHY CAN’T HE CLAP?! WHHHHHHATTTTT IS WRONG WITH HIS ARMMMMMS?!?!?!?!!