GOOD GOD, THAT’S JOHN CLARK’S MUSIC!

Not to overuse the wrestling theme today, but holy shit the greatest trick John Clark ever pulled was convincing the world he was in Pittsburgh for a Bruce Springsteen concert. Just when you thought his buddy Jeff Skversky and 6 ABC one-upped him on the airport game – LIVE-STREAMING Doug Pederson’s arrival – Clark tweets an absolute HAYMAKER video – that was the second camera! – of Doug Pederson getting off the plane, walking into the NovaCare Complex, and meeting with Don Smolenski, whose head appears so, so tiny in comparison:

Few things:

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The hokeyness of Doug stepping off the plane with that hee-haw smile is straight outta the opening credits of Perfect Strangers. That you, Balki?

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Second, THAT FUCKING WAVE THO:

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Shit-eating grin. Firm palm. Hair coiffing in the wind. Who is he waving to? Was there fanfare on the tarmac?! A HERO’S WELCOME FOR DOUG?!?!?! Well, no… when you splice the image with the other, now-lesser footage taken by 6 ABC, you see it was just a ground crew member:

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Goddammit Doug. Have some self-respect.*

*Conversely, Chip Kelly would’ve dismissed this peon with the wave of a hand.

And finally, credit to Clark again. No idea where or how he got the video, but once again he proves he owns the runway, tarmac, terminal, and probably the shitty hotels surrounding them all. All hail the king!

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Not you, Doug.