The Sixers Have Unveiled the First Rendering of Their $82 Million, Taxpayer-Funded Practice Facility in Camden

“Awwwww hell no!” – Allen Iverson

Here’s an image, which appears to have been rendered in SimCity 2000, of the Sixers’ new practice facility in Camden. I tweeted a legitimate question about the location of the helipad, and Twitter didn’t let me down:

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Together we build.

Photo: Sixers PR man Michael Preston

UPDATE: The Sixers posted this picture on their website of Sam Hinkie, looking like great leader, inspecting the facility:

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If anyone wants to Photoshop him into these images of Kim Jong-un looking at things… well, I won’t stop you.

H/T to (@bgussoni)

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16 Responses

  1. Me and the brothers will have this joint reduced to rubble in no time. We first call in the graffiti artists.

    1. Oh, the glass windows? Recommendation they be bulletproof and put steel fences on them at night or nutin gonna be there in morning.

  2. Camden can’t afford schools or police officers. How can they justify this? Josh Harris isn’t just parking his whirlybird wherever he wants in Camden,
    he’s crapping all over them too.

  3. I just updated my picture. The car in the garage is no longer there as it was hot wired and was last seen tooling down Haddon Avenue. I also put barbed wire around the place.

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