Tipster: Eagles Holiday Party Story is Complete BS

"Fuck your Christmas"

Our super secret Eagles tipster, who’s been right on insidery stuff before, sent me this email immediately after the post about Jason La Canfora’s report that Chip Kelly ruined Jeffrey Lurie’s annual holiday party:

The holiday party report is such utter horseshit, I can’t believe Jason even ran with that.

For as long as I can remember the holiday party ALWAYS falls on a Friday. Additionally, it has been on-site at LFF for close to 10 years now. The party was never going to be on a Monday, and it was always going to remain on-site.

To add on further – Jeff has zero input on this party, his assistants do all the planning, he’s just told when to show up. Also, Aramark who caters the party throws it close to for free as a “thank you” to the Eagles being their exclusive in-stadium service partner. Also an interesting side note – everyone who attends the party is allowed to bring a date, with the exception of the cheerleaders.

Do with that what you will.

UPDATE: Got some others saying there was some unhappiness, among employees, over something with the party this year, but perhaps not to the sensational extent La Canfora’s report would have you believe.

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20 Comments

  • Brother Theodore January 3, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    An Aramark-catered party? That’s sad.

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    • BRIANDAWKINS#20 January 3, 2016 at 4:23 pm

      GREAT WIN TODAY FOR MY EAGLES! WAY TO SHOW SOME HEART OUT THERE!!!! WHO CARES IF IT COST THEM 5 DRAFT SLOTS …. I HAVE A 2 INCH PENIS!!!!

      Reply
  • Rod King January 3, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    I love the fact the cheerleaders can’t bring dates.

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    • Ron Mexico January 3, 2016 at 5:07 pm

      Me too!

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      • Lesean McCoy January 3, 2016 at 7:20 pm

        Me three! Well, at least I did…

        Reply
  • Innes' Failed Diet January 3, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Any word on if the cheerleaders have to buy tickets to attend the party?

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  • a girl January 3, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    I heard the players eat sushi off the Flyer’s Ice Girl’s backs. It’s wild.

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    • Could be worse January 3, 2016 at 7:19 pm

      They could eat it off their fronts.

      Reply
  • RangersYankeesnygiantsfan January 3, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Even when your team wins, ultimately they lose.Thanks for the higher draft pick and good luck next season against that rugged Seattle defense you’ll need it.

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    • BRIANDAWKINS#20 January 3, 2016 at 4:24 pm

      JUST LIKE MY IDOL BRIAN DAWKINS I TOO LOVE TO SUCK DICK!!!

      Reply
  • ain't no fan like a cowboys fan ! January 3, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    With the 1 st pick in the 2016 NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys select… CJ Prosise , the university of notre dame !!!! Sacks comin!!!! We still dem boyz !!!!!

    Reply
  • Really? January 3, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Are u kiddin me? ^^^

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  • jeff January 3, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    Food at The Linc sucks. Scratch that, all Aramark food sucks.

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    • Sal Pal January 3, 2016 at 7:19 pm

      I agree

      Reply
  • Chimp January 3, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    Me chimp… Me call along with all other chimps to 97.5 to call for hiring of only chimp for head coach of birdz. No humans can be hired. Uhh uhh! Me chimp know number to 97.5 like number for welfare. Uhh uhh!

    Reply
    • Tom Scold January 3, 2016 at 11:52 pm

      Somehow I get the impression you think you’re not actually a chimp, George. You would be wrong. I know for certain you imagine yourself clever; on that count too, you are wrong #VanillaISIS

      Reply
    • Are you Levi January 4, 2016 at 1:50 am

      One step above a Protozoa

      Reply
  • gar January 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    I have a buddy that works for the birds and he basically said the same exact thing that this tipster said.. jason la canforna is a dope

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  • Andy Reid January 4, 2016 at 9:51 am

    No coach in Philadelphia will ever be able to stink up a bathroom like me following my 5 cheeseburger lunch. I used to love gassing Howie out of the meeting rooms. His eyes would water and then he’d cry like the little botch he was.

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  • BrokerBob January 4, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Regarding the Lauire Holiday Party Story. I am wondering if Howie is doing the same thing to Chip in terms of badmouthing him, that the team did to DeSean Jackson in suggesting he had possible criminal ties and all sorts of unverified character issues. It seems to me that Chip is gone, there’s no need for team flunkies to be floating all sorts of negative stories about Kelly for no reason other than to screw him.

    Chip may not be Mr. Personality, warmth, and charm but, I don’t think he is not a horrible person and I don’t think he would care that much about a holiday party to make a scene about it.

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