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How Big of a Violation Is It to Put on a Flyers Jersey so You Can Escape the Wells Fargo Center Without Harassment?
By Kyle Scott
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Reader Tina:
As he’s putting on Simmonds jersey he says “What? We Won!”
What a clown!!!!
Odd move here. I can somewhat understand doing this while walking out of an Eagles-Giants or Eagles-Cowboys or any NFL game where you’re a fan of the road team. But leaving rinkside seats after a January Flyers-Habs tilt? Fuckin’ Canadians, man. That guy faces more danger dodging cars in the parking lot than a chance of getting beat up by the tame corporate crowd which patrols(?) the lower level at the Wells Fargo Center. I don’t fancy myself Donald Trump, but: what a loser!*
*My kid is going to be a loser in this regard, however. I have already implemented a no-away-team-attire mandate for when I take him to out-of-town games. Don’t want anyone laying a finger on Little Guy… especially considering that big-time MLB signing bonus we’re working toward if he turns out to be a lefty like I think he is. Gotta wrap him in bubble tape [edit: bubble wrap] for the next two decades or so.
UPDATE: Can’t really argue with this breakdown:
@CrossingBroad I think its smart. Like on The Walking Dead when they cover themselves in zombie guts to escape the zombies.
— Brad (@prbrad54) February 4, 2016
UPDATE 2: Even better:
@CrossingBroad why not just have a coat?
— Stephen De Luca (@StephenDeluca) February 4, 2016
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.