Hello, member of the General Public:
Would you like to have a chance to buy Phillies tickets before members of that lame-ass general public can? Well you, lucky member of the general public, can beat those general public idiots to it by using this very public code to snatch those tickets out of the hands of the general public and into your general public hands.
Sincerely,
The Phillies
Totally nailing it since 1883
[h/t reader Dan]