After tossing aside Chip Kelly prizes Byron Maxwell and Kiko Alonso earlier today – pending physical, and deal can’t be official until Wednesday – Howie Roseman is moving DeMarco Murray as well.
According to Adam Schefter, the biggest Eagles disappointment co-winner (along with Maxwell) will be sent to Tennessee when he can officially be dealt:
Confirmed source says DeMarco Murray's agent, Bill Johnson, finalizing terms that will get Eagles RB Murray to the Titans.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 8, 2016
And before you think that you’re the first person to make the Murray for Mariota comment, you’re actually the 3,142nd. The Roseman Rises.
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Goo trade. Goo for you.
that is goo for me
Where’s Sal?
I’m a baby turtle.
I would suck howie’s white dick.
Morning show!!!!!!
you couldn’t shut up long enough to do that!
Here goes Howie trading away all of the black players again.
This is all clearly out of spite. Pretty embarrassing on Howie’s part. You didn’t see him making all these moves after the first year of the dream team disaster.
eh, depending on the return from Miami, that could be a great trade sending Maxwell and Kiko who won’t fit under Schwartz’s new defense. Miami is run by clowns from their owner to their GM Tannenbaum (who is good friends with Howie). And getting rid of Murray’s contract is huge, even if it’s only for a 6th/7th round pick. This probably means you can expect a Fletcher Cox extension soon which will be for A LOT of money. It’s easy to strip a team down, let’s see if Howie can draft some players too
Phils have to 1 up the Eagles and get rid of Howard and his white trash wife
Any idea where these trades leave us salary cape wise?
In the shitter
You’re not part of Billionaire Jeffey’s us you dope; you’re just some fat drunk from Ridley township, who sadly thinks that people like Jeffrey Lurie gives a flying fuck about a loser like you.
OK OK
10 million plus.
I can already hear the people calling for pedersens job next year when the team can’t score .
Howie Roseman will be leading the charge
Only one explanation: he’s tanking. It’s the hottest thing in Philadelphia sports. 8 years of job security for a GM who tanks – even GMs who don’t attend the same temple as the franchise owner. You don’t have to know a motherfucking thing about the sport you’re Generally Managing. Don’t have to find a single player that a fan couldn’t find by picking up a Draft Guide. Just point to the value of your assets.
By getting rid of 3 players who under performed badly and were wildly over paid? (Except for Alonsa).
If he is, as rumors tonight suggest, looking to get rid of Matthews, that’s a full on fucking tank, son.
40) Blacks should strive for at least one prison term, so you can get your proper respect from your peers. They will think you are ignorant if you try to go to college, and will think less of you. They’ll call you an “oreo”.
41) To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a “playa you is”.
42) When watching a black movie at the theater, it’s okay to pull your pistol out and “bust caps” if you like the movie. If you aren’t a suspect being led away, remind the media that they wouldn’t be airing this incident if it were white people watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Make sure the cameras are rolling when you say it.
43) Always beg your family and friends for money, and always eat their food. Never pay them back or be there for them in their time of need.
44) If you somehow become rich, do NOT buy that Hummer or Mercedes Benz. No, no! Rule #1, get a white girl!! Find yourself a white girl with enough low self-esteem to be seen with a negro. Always have a white woman, no matter what she looks like.
45) To the rappers, always steal white musicians’ music and integrate it into your mindless rap songs. They are too busy praising you to sue you.
46) Rappers should always remind people of how many times they’ve been shot and lived to tell about it (like we didn’t notice them on our TV screens). This way, everyone will respect you even more. Remind everyone that rap music is “the only way out” of the ‘hood and crime, as if you weren’t still stealing cars, money, or drugs.
47) When cellmates ask you why you’re locked up in prison, always say, “the white man put me up in here, he keepin’ me down.”
48) Always give white people that “hard” stare… squint your eyes and flex your lips. Breathe fast and hard, clench your fists when staring.
49) When you’re being taped on COPS, always say, “whatchoo restin me fo, I ain’t did nuffin!!” A liberal attourney will see you and come to your aid. Don’t worry, the ACLU will pay for it.
50) Always sit as low as you can when driving. If your friends are following, make sure you all drive alongside each other so you can take up all the lanes. Drive under the minimum speed limit.
51) Lick your lips and rub your chin a lot in public places, so we know what a “playa” you really are. Make sure a lot of white girls see you doing this.
52) For no reason at all, blurt out “KEEPIN IT REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!” and “HHHHEEEEEYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!” You sound ignorant, but hey, they accept negroes these days.
53)Make up retarded names like ICE-T, ICE CUBE, Notorious B.I.G., and Tupac (Tupunk) to call yourselves. As if Tyrell, LeShawn, and Shenanae weren’t retarded enough.
54) Take ebonics one step further and make up completely new words. Example: “Fo’ shizzle” or “dat’s da shizznit!!”
55) Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
PART III
56) Black pedestrians should cross intersections when the crossing sign clearly says WAIT. Walk slowly so you can hold up traffic.
57) Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer’s gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your “baby” was a hardworking, loving, caring son…. even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
58) It is perfectly acceptable to gun down your best friend in a dispute over a crack whore, a piece of chicken, or even a quarter or dime. The more insignificant the item, the more justified it was to shoot him.
59) Watch only BET, MTV, or UPN. WB is not completely overrun by negroes yet, so it is not yet appropriate for viewing.
What bevy of draft picks did Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssman get?
Howie has the power and he is going to remind Doug of that. What better way than getting rid of these guys?
#wegotdemarco Remember, Kyle? #wegotdemarco