Remember when Nick Foles got sponsored by Marriott and Acme because he was inoffensive to well-to-do traveling soccer-moms? Well, Carson Wentz has just wrastled away the title of Most Boring Sports Sponsorships.

First, Bose. Not bad, but oh so NFL-corporate and, you know, not Beats. And now, outfitters to the ordinary, JC Penney:

Hey, maybe if he’s lucky he can work his way up to middle management.

UPDATE: Tide, too: