Our Eagles tipster, who’s rarely led us astray and informed us of the origin of Howie’s and Doug’s packed lunches, weighs in on the rumor that Doug Pederson was banging his assistant in Kansas City and that got him oustered by mormon Andy Reid:
I can’t confirm whether or not he was banging his assistant as [REDACTED] never [REDACTED]. However, let me make this clear. If Doug was, Andy would give ZERO fucks.
Want to know why? During Andy’s run at the Eagles he knew of many inter-office relationships.
Andy’s [REDACTED COACH] was banging [REDACTED ASSISTANT]. The two of them are now married, and I’m pretty sure got married while Andy was still with the team.
[REDACTED ASSISTANT] who does the heavy lifting in [REDACTED DUTY] started dating [REDACTED] over in [REDACTED DEPARTMENT] back during Andy’s run.
For Christ sake – [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] were both previously married. When the two of them met at the Eagles they both had shotgun divorces so the two of them could get married instead.
There were many more, including big time execs that I don’t even want to print in black and white.
Rule 101 of working in the NFL – you’re going to fuck your co-workers.
This is such a non-story. If Doug was getting his dick wet, good for him.
I mean, there’s a big difference between [REDACTED] banging [REDACTED] and your married assistant coach banging his young assistant… but, yeah, kinda get the sense the rumor is bullshit.
Personally, I’m not sure Doug looks cunning enough to pull off butting in the lunch line, let alone D-ing his assistant behind his wife’s back.
Side note 1: One of these days I’ll put a crypto-key for [REDACTED].
Side note 2: I think maybe I overdid it with the [REDACTED]s.
Side note 3: [REDACTED].