Howard Eskin Called Sal Pal a Liar

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This is like trying to choose between eating stale lentils and a stick of moldy butter screaming at you. Whose side are you on? Um, can I take option C, maybe? No? OK then. Eskin it is.

You may recall the other day when Sal Pal, a warmed over french fry dipped in bacon grease, reported that Sam Bradford STORMED OUT out of a meeting with Jeffrey Lurie, Howie Roseman and Doug Pederson and stomped his feet all the way back to Oklahoma. Howard Eskin says he’s full of shit… and in this case, I’m inclined to believe Eskin:

I told you it’s best to take Sal Pal’s word with a grain of salt and perhaps an Aleve or two. The dude is batting 0-for-the-Lurie-era on Eagles front office dealings. Remember when he said Lurie offered Chip Kelly a demotion but then it was widely reported that Windmill Jeff outright fired him? Yeah, that was fun.

And it appears Sal Pal has struck again. He is the literal worst. He’s maybe the only guy in sports media who could get me to side with Howard Eskin. That’s a genuine feat of assholery. Here’s the thing– I don’t even think Sal Pal knows we know he’s a clown. He’s not on Twitter. He can’t be held in check. He just calls into Mike Missanelli and goes on ESPN and spouts his concocted tales of NFL lore and just assumes we all eat it up in the same disgusting manner that he’s mouthing that lollipop. Someone needs to get to him and tell him the jig is up. He’s so wrapped up inside his high-paid story land that he doesn’t realize he’s a fossil we’re all crouched over, thinking, “When was there ever a use for these things?” Screw off, Sal.

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  • The pickle man May 13, 2016 at 9:00 am

    sal pal always sounds drunk as a skunk when he does that Mike miss spot on Tuesdays .

    • Josh Innes May 13, 2016 at 10:54 am

      Replace the lolipop with Mike Missanelli’s Johnson, and you’re spot-on.

    • Innes' Failed Diet May 13, 2016 at 11:18 am

      It’s not just Mike’s show. Sal did a spot on a Dallas station I believe last month and the listeners were questioning his sobriety.

    • Stick to singing commercials for ray&glen sludge May 13, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      Lol yeah he does. Also, I enjoyed reading this article! Now, salpals story was everywhere which bothers me bc the media eats up whatever the latest he said she said nonsense

    • The Glen Macnow Show May 14, 2016 at 9:15 am

      I once asked Sal which Mike and Ike flavor he preferred and he replied, “the black one”. What a moron! Everyone knows green is the best.

  • Jenkem Joe May 13, 2016 at 9:09 am

    Any updates on cable prices?

  • The Howard eskin rule May 13, 2016 at 9:09 am

    See the only problem is this goes against the Howard eskin rule which states, “since Andy left anything Howard eskin says understand the opposite is true.” A few years ago I started saying that as a joke… It has yet to be proven wrong.

    • Phil Newman May 13, 2016 at 9:17 am

      That Eskin theorem has been employed successfully since 1978

    • The Corrector ? May 14, 2016 at 8:45 am

      Uhhhh….”The Howard Eskin Rule”…you’re wrong this time.

  • MikeyMiss May 13, 2016 at 9:12 am

    Never seen a guy who sounds so in love with the sound of his own voice. The way he pauses for dramatic effect to tell you about what a guy feels is going with the sport ball.

  • derek robinson May 13, 2016 at 9:14 am

    Id never take what sal pal says for face value. He wants to be famous. I worked for a communication company a few years back. He called in after he had no internet service, there was a accident in his area that knocked out service. I explained what happened and that it would be back after the road was cleared. “Well thats unacceptable do you know who i am? I’m Sal Pal from Espn(Mental Note, if some one says “you know who I am” they are trying really hard to show you who they are). Not sure if he wanted me to drive out to pick up the pole and clean the accident but needless to say it didnt work out how he wanted .

    • Jim A May 13, 2016 at 10:14 am

      Did you at least give him a reach-around?

  • The Observer May 13, 2016 at 9:16 am

    Remember Sal said he saw Jeff Lurie and Jimmy Johnson in that Cape Cod restaurant in 1994 talking about the Coiffed One taking the Eagles’ head coaching job? This was right after Gold Standard Jeff told Dick Vermeil he was not good enough to coach his Eagles. So Vermiel won his Super Bowl with the Rams in 2000 and Jeff is zero for twenty two. Twenty one years more of losing will get him into Ed Snider’s range of losing.

  • JG May 13, 2016 at 9:22 am

    Yeah, if you’re not on Twitter, you’re a total nobody. #Lol.

    • CBGA Ball Washer May 13, 2016 at 10:27 am

      Reading comprehension is hard

    • Rob E May 13, 2016 at 10:47 am

      For Crossing Broad, it is more important to have a social media presence than being successful at coaching, playing, writing, radio and the like (Thanks Jody Mac).

  • WIP Insider May 13, 2016 at 9:35 am

    heard josh innes broke a seat in the wip studios and theyre making him pay to replace it

    man is he fat

  • Angelo Cataldi May 13, 2016 at 9:47 am

    I thought that Ava Graham broke the chair.

    • Mikey Miss, the PlSS SWILLER! May 13, 2016 at 10:16 am

      No, that’s not what happened at all.
      Ava Graham broke wind.
      She stinks. Someone should tell her “its called soap”!

      • Angelo Cataldi May 13, 2016 at 11:12 am

        She doesn’t bathe!?!?

  • A.G. big daddy's little girl May 13, 2016 at 10:10 am

    It didnt break…I left a little sort of stain on it and everybody got soooo upset….alright alright alright

  • aim jdair May 13, 2016 at 10:30 am

    What about when you said Mort was drunk in a post but instead he had cancer and you failed to apologize for it, Cry-le?

  • mikey miss's boring douche opinions May 13, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    Sal Pal big times everyone he can and then promotes his stupid books and sucks up to his guido meatball buddies Gargano and douchenelli.

  • TID May 13, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    …can always bitch at Mike Miss and tell HIM that Sal Pal needs to go from his show.

    Only good thing he ever did was write a book on Frank Rizzo. Which sucked, but then was made awesome by a local theater group that made it into a play, and nothing like the book (it wasn’t a biased slurp job as the book was).

    Nothing the guy ever says is credible.

    • mikey miss's boring douche opinions May 13, 2016 at 1:39 pm

      why would i waste time and call that pussy missinelli…his show has sucked since he started watching bradfords backside

      • fm May 16, 2016 at 5:30 pm

        His show has sucked since he split with Frdericks.

  • Racks May 13, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    I think that the problem with Sal Pal is that he sees himself as a star, a TV personality, and not a reporter. That is why he doesn’t have real inside sources and is forced to get creative (lies) when he provides inside information.

  • Otis May 13, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    His real love is politics, not sports. So he doesn’t take it seriously. Just the paycheck.

  • Johnny Appleseed May 13, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Apples to Apples. Suckers to Suckers…

  • Post-Martorano sports talk radio in Philly blows. May 13, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Sallyboy’s preseason rundown of the 2015 Eagles’ schedule was 13-3 .

  • Weekends are made for non stop commercials on Glen and Ray show May 13, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

  • Lou Skunt May 13, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Sal Pal has NEVER been the least bit credible. He does love the sound of his own voice and thinks he is Gods gift to women. Total FRAUD, alwsys been. Get a list of ALL HIS SCOOPS and you’ll see what kind of blow-hard he is. Not a journalist in the least and why be on that horrible MISSIE show ? Two pieces of dung. Sorry Kyle bjt the world knows he is yo Boi !

    Medicated Pete is HUGE !

  • Mr. Miyagi May 13, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Just like a broken clock, the only time Eskin is right is when he says Sal is wrong. Still don’t know if the Chief is even accurate on this one. And even if he is, it doesn’t make him less of a chode.

    • Glen Fatnow May 14, 2016 at 1:09 am


  • Glen Fatnow May 14, 2016 at 1:08 am

    Sal Gal vs. Howard ELFkin Part XXIV!

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