Good Morning America Simultaneously Ruined LeBron and Kermit Memes

I don’t think TV can get worse than Good Morning America, ABC’s promotional engine for its prime time offerings, oh and also George Stephanopoulos pretending not to be a Clinton spokesperson and Ginger Zee pretending not be an attention-starved wannabe celebutante:

But today, they reached a new low through their Twitter account, when it polled viewers about whether Crying LeBron can join Crying Jordan and, uh, WHAT:

Never mind that the question itself put the always-hilarious Crying memes firmly on the back of a briskly-surfing shark and that the resulting “no” response from viewers was a blow to all of us welcoming and inclusive folk who think THERE’S ROOM FOR BOTH, GMA referred to what is very obviously Kermit The Frog sipping tea – but that’s none of my business meme – as a fucking tea lizard. At least the responses were fun:

Our best memes have been mutated into misshapen monsters. It ain’t easy being green.

And yes, I do hate myself for writing this post.