Fantasy Football season is creeping up. Is this the year you climb your way up from the bottom of the league? Or is it the third-consecutive year your friends will have to hear about how injuries really screwed you over? Either way, the league is nothing without a good draft, and the Eagles want you to have yours at the Linc. For $600 (a reasonable $50-60 per person in most leauges), you can host your draft* from 7-10 p.m. following a complimentary happy hour. In one of the Linc’s private suites, you’ll get:

  • In-suite food and beverage – including a case of Bud Light
  • Access for all league members to the pre-draft Bud Light Lounge Happy Hour (5PM-7PM)
  • NFL draft kit and board
  • Gift for each participant

There’s no word whether they’ll provide security for when your commissioner’s brother-in-law gets drunk or a Skype setup for that one idiot who can never seem to actually make it to the draft.

*People have drafts that last three hours? I’m in a 12-man league and due to some of the guys being unprepared jackasses, my draft stretches upwards of 122 hours.