Jerry Jones Got a New Helicopter and He Parks It like an A-Hole
Jerry Jones got a new helicopter and he plans on unveiling it to the public in some sort of over-the-top fashion (for realstons), but for now Cowboys Nation will just have to settle for glimpses of it parking in the end zone of the Cowboy’s practice facility.
From the Dallas News, which actually wrote about this goddamn thing (and yes, I see the hypocrisy with this statement):
Not only does the man who owns the highest-valued sports franchise have a bus with his beloved Cowboys brand, he also has a helicopter with the famous blue star as well. And he showed off the customized helicopter when he left AT&T Stadium on Thursday night in a moment captured by KXAS-TV (NBC5) as Dallas hosted the Houston Texans.
Jones has a bigger presentation planned for the chopper’s introduction to Cowboys Nation. Originally, he was going to show it off to the media over the last weekend of August, but the injury to another of his big investments, quarterback Tony Romo, prevented it from happening.
Ever the showman, Jones still wants the helicopter to have its moment in the sun and will show it off at a later date with more details on all its amenities.
If you look closely, it even has a cover with the Cowboys’ star. Gross. But if its moment means having the divot it leaves behind blow out Dak Prescott’s knee, I’m all for it. I can just see the headlines now– Dakhawk Down.
Of course, Jones may park this thing like an asshole, but he still has a long way to go before he catches up with fellow billionaire Joshua Harris— his helicopter dick-ishness is unrivaled: