WTF, I Am Inspired By Doug Pederson's Post-Game Speech

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I am downright moved by Crusher Doug’s speech. Didn’t see that coming. I like it though! His speech was nothing fancy, but it was solid, firm, in control. A huge improvement from whatever the hell he delivered at the start of training camp. And it’s kind of hashtag cute that he wears his credential around like he’s not the fucking coach and most important man in the building– like The Boss wearing his All-Access pass on stage for a concert at Giants Stadium. You don’t need it, man. You’re the head coach now. You get Dom as an escort. You think Jack Del Rio wears his credential around like he’s pulling cable for FOX? Hell no. You can lose that jawn.

Other than the credential faux pas, I was coming around on this whole thing… until Jeffrey Lurie came in and put everybody to sleep. Great people do great coaching jobs. Fuck. Only billionaires can be that awkward and get away with it.

*Not John Middleton and his billionaire hair. They rule.